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1. You are a Spiderman who has connected all his falling friends through its webs, making balanced and tightly coupled relationship all swimming across, away from enemy eyes as long as you are there!!!

2. A Sardar went to international cooking contest, when judges came to him, he was moving spoon in empty kadhayi. Judge asked “Kya bana rahe ho!!!” Sardar said “Gadha!!!”

3. Look! There is a falling star! Quick make a wish! I wished the person reading this SMS, Should Be Happy Forever!!!

4. I opened an account for you at the Universal Bank of God’s blessings and deposited 365 days full of Love, Faith, Joy and Fulfillment. Enjoy withdrawal!!!

5. Friends are like box of toffees of different flavors. Some are sweet and some are bitter in taste and when I got you I was sure that I got a “Center Shock”!!!

6. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0! @ # $ % ^ & * ( ). Thank God, all the buttons of my mobile are working!!!

7. Butterflies don’t know in what color their wings are but human eyes know how nice it is… Likewise you don’t know how sweet you are but I know how dear you are to me!!!

8. Dance like no one is watching; Sing like no one is listening. Love like you can not get hurt and live like there is no tomorrow!!!

9. Zinda ho to phone karo, Aasmaan pe ho to barsaat karo, Swarg me ho to apsara bhejo, Nark me ho to “Enjoy Yourself”!!!

10. Ho sakte to muskura kam se kam aap par hai bheja SMS ye jisne doge gaaliyan ko aadmi samajhdar us aap baad ke padhne ko SMS is. Confuse ho gaye, ulta padho!!!

11. Kisi ki jheel si aankhon me ye dil doob jana chahta hai, par phir ye khayaal aata hai…… Sala apun ko swimming kahan aata hai!!!

12. ‘Dream is not what you see when you sleep, dream is that which does not let you sleep and makes you work hard to accomplish it!!!”

13. Request ki hadd kya hogi? Jab kisi ladki ka rape ho raha ho aur wo kahe “ Please Condom laga lo!!!”

14. Husband- Aao sex karein!!! Wife- Condom to laga lo!!! Husband- Yaad nahi kahan rakha hai!!! Wife- Roz roz ke jhanjhat se to achchha hai lamination karwa lo!!!

15. Question- School ki Ghanti aur Ladki me kya similarity hai? Answer- Dono me se kisi ko bhi bajaoge to andar se bachche hi nikalenge!!!

16. Jo har shaam tumhe chhed jaye, jo har raat tumhare gaalon ko choom jaye, jo har subah tumhare kano me kuchh kah jaye….. Use maar do, wo machchhar hai!!!

17. The best relation ever is between two eyes. They blink together, move together, cry together, see together and sleep together. Still they don’t see Each Other!!!

18. Raat ki shuruaat Neend se hoti hai, Neend ki Sapno se, Sapno ki shuruaat Apno se hoti hai aur Apno ki shuruaat Aap se hoti hai!!! Good Night!!!

19. Santa- Patni agar pati ko naukar samjhe to pati ko kya karna chahiye? Banta- Jyada kuchh nahi, do-char ghar aur pakad lena chahiye!!! Balle, balle!!!

20. Basanti naach, arey ye to nachne lagi!!! Kya mast nachti hai!!! Ye Sholay part2 ki Basanti hai, jo kutton ke samne bhi nachti hai!!!

21. Boy to Girl- Kitne bhai bahan ho? Girl- Six!!! Boy- Maa Baap ko aur koi kaam nahi tha kya? Girl- Tum kitne ho? Boy- One!!! Girl- Baap me dum nahi tha kya?

22. Sardar ka beta 5th me fail huaa to 4th me aaya, 4th me fail huaa to 3rd me, 3rd se 2nd me. Tab Sardar biwi se bola “Panty tight kar le, Pappu wapas aa raha hai!!!”

23. Jab Gabbar ka janm huaa, uski maa use peetne lagi. Doctor ne poochha “Kyon maar rahi ho?” Maa ne kaha “Mujhse poochhta hai, kitne aadmi the!!!”

24. “Luck is not in your hands but work is in your hands. Your work can make luck but luck can’t make your work.” So always trust yourself. Good Day!!!

25. In the word six things are God’s gift. Mother’s love, Father’s advice, Brother’s care, Sister’s fight, Baby’s smile and “Oye, apni yaari yaar!!!”

26. Tu chaand mange to main chaand de doon, tu sath mange to main sath de doon. Tu dil mange to main dil de doon, tu jaan mange……… Bus yaar, mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai!!!

27. Excellent mind, Pyara sa chehara, Meethi aawaaj, Maasoom aankhein, Perfect Personality, Khush mizaaz andaz. Ye to huyi meri baat, Aap bataiye, aap kaise hain!!!

28. Everybody tells Mistake is the first step of Success but it is not true. The correction of Mistake is the first step of Success. Have a successful life!!!

29. Builder’s Son- Papa, mujhe bahan chahiye!!! Papa- Beta, usme to 9 maheene lagenge!!! Son- Itni der nahi chalegi, chaar aadmee aur kaam pe laga do!!!

30. Mangilal said to his wife- Maine to ladka manga tha, ye ladki kaise ho gayi? Wife said- Tumhare bharose rahti to ye bhi nahi hoti!!!

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