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1. Hum dosti nibhana jante hain, zakhm pe dawa lagana bhi jante hain. Hume bhoolne ki koshish bhi mat karna, warna hum galaa dabana bhi jante hain!!!

2. Chaand adhoora hai sitaaron ke bina, gulshan adhoora hai baharon ke bina, samundar adhoora hai kinaron ke bina, aur jeena adhoora hai tumhare bina!!!

3. Duaaon ki bheed me ek duaa hai humari, jisme mangi humne har khushi tumhari. Jab bhi muskuraoge tum, samjho ek duaa kabool hai humari!!!

4. Best inspiring message of the year “If you are born poor, it is not your mistake. But if you die poor, it is your mistake.” – Bill Gates.

5. Betaab tamanna ki kasak rahne do, manzil ko pane ki lalak rahne do. Aap bhale hi raho door nazron se, par band aankhon me apni jhalak rahne do!!!

6. Qayaamat ke din jab farishte ne kaha- Sab log apne gunaah paper pe likho! Sab ne apne gunaah likhe, achanak apki aawaz aayi “Sir, next copy please.”

7. Ha ha ha ha ha!!! %** ()$%@@ %$* @#$#@ ~!@#@% Ha ha ha ha!!! Dekho, ye sab tumhari yaad ki wajah se ho raha hai!!!

8. If God answers your prayer, he is increasing your faith. If he delays, he is increasing your patience. If he doesn’t answer, he knows you can handle it perfectly!!!

9. Intezaar na raat ka, na din ka, na subah ka, na sham ka, na ek pahar ka ,na dopahar ka, na iska, na uska. Intezaar hai to sirf aapke pyare se SMS ka!!!

10. Roshni dekar doob jana koi suraj se seekhe, dil dekar dard lena koi humse seekhe. Aur SMS pake reply na karna koi aapse seekhe!!!

11. Friendship is a SIM which has no activation charges, free incoming and outgoing with roaming all over the world and its validity Never Ends!!!

12. Santa to Banta- Yaar, Kumar Gaurav ko jante ho? Banta- Haan, wohi jo humari band bajata hai!!! Santa- Nahi yaar, Band to humne khareeda hi nahi tha!!!

13. Why a man with broken heart does not need general knowledge? Because…… Jab dil hi toot gaya to GK kya karenge!!!

14. One guy suddenly got up in a plane and said “Hijack.” Everybody put their hands up and then another guy from other side got up and said “Hi John!!!”

15. Hum jinki yaadon me uth uth ke rote hain, wo apne makaano me aaram se sote hain!!!

16. Teacher- Santa ka jodidaar kaun? Boy- Banta. Teacher- Very good. Santa, Banta ka poorwaj kaun? Boy- I don’t know! Teacher- Nalayak, main tujhe fail kar doonga, Kumar Gaurav aur kaun!!!

17. Question- Ummeed ki had kya hogi? Socho, socho!!! Answer- Jab ek 100 saal ki aurat apne mobile ko life time ke liye recharge karaye!!!

18. Ek aisa jhooth bolo jo sach se bhi jyada pyara ho. Reply is must, forward this SMS to your friends and receive interesting replies. I am waiting…….

19. A true and practical thought for life- When you are up in life, your friends know who you are. And when you are down, you know who your friends are!!!

20. Jo paas na ho wo dil ke kareeb hota hai, jiske paas dost na ho wo sabse gareeb hota hai. Jo rakhta hai dost aap sa, wo bahut khushnaseeb hota hai!!!

21. Aapke paas gazab ki smile hai, suna hai aapke paas bhi mobile hai. Inbox me SMS ki moti si file hai, phir bhi SMS na karna kahan ka style hai!!!

22. Dhal gaya din, raat aa gayi, phir tanhayi me baithne ki baat aa gayi. Abhi to taaron ki panaah me baithe hi the, ki chaand ko dekha to aapki yaad aa gayi!!!

23. Ladka bola “Jaan”, Ladki boli “Pizza khila”, Wo bola “Paise nahi”, Ye boli “Aise nahi”, Wo bola “Mahangayi hai”. Ladki boli “Aaj se tu mera bhai hai!!!”

24. Life answers you in 3 ways. YES- and gives you what you want. NO- and gives you better than what you want. WAIT- and gives you the best!!!

25. Other might have forgotten, But never can I, the Flag of my country Furls very high. Happy Republic Day!!!

26. Rishte bahut ajeeb hote hain, kuchh kareeb to kuchh azeez hote hain. Kuchh banate hain hum apni marji se, kuchh hume zindgi se naseeb hote hain!!!

27. Kamre me baithe baithe hum kar rahe the press (zara gaur farmaiyega), ki kamre me baithe baithe hum kar rahe the press, apki yaad aayi to jal gayi dress!!!

28. Doctor: Lagta hai ki tumhara ____ kharab ho gaya hai!!! Sardar: ____ means? Doctor: First I will check if you have brain!!!

29. Har ashq ka matlab gum nahi hota, dooriyon se pyar kam nahi hota. Waqt bewaqt ho jati hain aankhein num, kyonki yaadon ka koi mausam nahi hota!!!

30. Tanhayi me fariyaad to kar sakte hain, veeranon ko aabad to kar sakte hain. Kya huaa apse agar mil nahi sakte, par har lamha apko yaad to kar sakte hain!!!

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Kumar Gaurav