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1. Medicines and friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships don’t have an expiry date!!!

2. Meethe gud me mil gaya til, udi patang aur khil gaya dil. Har pal shubh aur har din shanti, aap ke liye shubh ho Makar Sankranti!!!

3. Utho bhoot ab aankhein kholo, garam chay se kulla kar lo, kulla karke jao school, sab shaitani jao bhool!!! Good Morning!!!

4. Sardar looked himself in mirror and said “Isko kahin dekha hai?” Then he said “Yaad aaya, ye to wohi kameena hai, jo meri shadi ke album me meri biwi ke sath khada hai.”

5. Waqt kahta hai hum phir na aayenge, teri aankhon ko ab na rulayenge. Jeena hai to is pal ko jee le, shayad hum kal tak ruk na payenge!!!

6. Chehare par ho humare muskaan to suroor aapka, aankhon me ho namee to ehsaas aapka. Chahat hai is kadar apse, ki jee bhi rahe hain hum to kasoor apka!!!

7. Dove-Rs.43, Pears-Rs.25, Dettol-Rs.22, Cinthol-Rs.19, Lux-Rs.15, Medimix-Rs.12, Lifeboy-Rs.8……… Koi bhi lagana par aaj jaroor nahana!!!

8. Do you know ki duniya me ek hi dil hai jo sirf tumhare liye dhadakta hai, jante ho kiska???????? Arey Buddhu, tumhara apna aur kiska!!!

9. Pag pag me ho phool khile, khushiyon ki saugaat mile, kabhi dukhon se na ho saamna, yahi humari hai shubh kamna!!! Good Day!!!

10. Jo rahte hain dil me wo juda nahi hote, kuchh ehsaas lafzon se bayaan nahi hote. Ek hasrat thi unhe manaane ki, wo itne achchhe hain ki kabhi khapha nahi hote!!!

11. Birds that live besides a lake will fly away when the lake dries up. But the lotus that grows in the same lake will die with the lake. That is the commitment of true love!!!

12. 3 Sardars were caught after raping a girl…. They were called for identification parade. When the girl arrives, all 3 Sardars shouted “Yahi thi!!!”

13. Past is experience. Present is experimental. Future is expectation. Use your experience in your experiment to achieve your expectations and enjoy life!!!

14. No promises to be make and hold, the only thing I want to say is that…… I CARE and I am always there with you when you really need somebody. TAKE CARE!!!

15. Na tasweer hai apki jo deedar kiya jaye, na paas ho aap jo pyar kiya jaye. Ye kaisa haal kiya apne, na kuchh kaha jaye, na aap bin raha jaye!!!

16. Ashq aa jate hain aankhon me rone se pahle, khwaab toot jate hain sone se pahle. Ishq ek gunaah hai ye samajh gaye, kash koi rok leta ise hone se pahle!!!

17. Wife to Husband: “Kick this driver out, he nearly killed me twice!” Husband: “Lets give him one more chance darling!!!”

18. Question: School ki ghanti aur ladki me kya similarity hai? Answer: Dono me se kisi ko bhi bajaoge to andar se bachche hi niklenge!!!

19. Pati Mobile, Patni Simcard, dono mile to huaa recharge. Beta huaa to incoming, beti huyi to outgoing. Kuchh na huaa to missed call!!!

20. Ai dost jab bhi tu udaas hoga, mera khayaal tere paas hoga. Dil ki gahraaiyon se jab bhi karoge yaad, tumhare kareeb humara ehsaas hoga!!!

21. Gila rahe humse, shikwa rahe humse, aarzoo hai ye, ek silsila rahe humse. Faasle ho darmiyaan ya khata ho koi, duaa hai ye ki nazdeekiyaan rahein humse!!!

22. Ho poori dil ki har khwahish tumhari aur mile khushiyon ka jahan tumko, agar tum mango aasman ka ek taara, to khuda de de sara aasmaan tumko!!!

23. Shayad mere pyaar ko tum taste karna bhool gaye, dil se aisa cut kiya ki paste karna bhool gaye!!!

24. Who is hot? It is you. Who is charming? It is you. Who is sweetest? It is you. Who is smart? It is you. Who is darling of millions? It is you. Jyada udo mat, ye SMS mujhe aaya tha!!!

25. Aaj ek sweater aur pahan lo, ek rajayi aur odh lo, ek maflar lappet lo, do moje aur pahan lo, ek heater aur jala lo. Kya pata kal thand ho na ho!!!

26. Ek jaam wafa ke naam, ek jaam ulfat ke naam, ek jaam mohabbat ke naam, ek jaam dushmano ke naam aur poori botal mere dost tere naam. Aur botal ka naam MILK BADAAM!!!

27. Hum agar pyar ke parwane na hote, log yoon humse anjaane na hote. Pee liya hota zahar bhi humne, jo kisi ne pyale thamaa diye hote!!!

28. If you are genius, give answer of this question in yes or no!!! Kya aapne mandir me chappal churana chhod diya hai???

29. Judaayi apki rulati rahegi, yaad apki aati rahegi, pal pal jaan jati rahegi. Jab tak jism me hai jaan, har saans dosti nibhati rahegi!!!

30. Meethi meethi yaadon ko palkon me saja lena, sath gujare pal dil me basa lena. Nazar na aaun hakeekat me agar, to muskurakar mujhe sapno me bula lena!!!

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