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1. An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer asks to girl: Inme aapne shadi ke liye kya dekha? Girl: Ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kum!!!

2. It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone!!!

3. Laakhon honge nigaah me, kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo. Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo!!!

4. Ghar se nikle jab tum pahan ke lungi brown, jane kitne dilon ka ho gaya server down!!!

5. Kal jab mile the to dil me huaa tha ek sound, aur aaj mile to kahte hain, your file not found……..!!!

6. Jai ho Ganesh ji ki, Ganesh ka naam leke mobile pani me visarjit kar dena, jab SMS nahi bhejna to mobile ka kya kaam!!!

7. Doctors prescription for you, a cute little smile for breakfast, more laughs for lunch and lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? A SMS whenever you are free!!!

8. Makaya, hakaya, zumbha, humbha, timbak, tumba, jingala, jinga, ragira, vagira, helulu, hetata. Congratulations!!! Ab aap Adiwasi ban gaye!!!

9. Honthon se chhoo liya, ehsaas ab tak hai, aankhein num hain aur saanson me aag ab tak hai… Aur kyon na ho… Khayi bhi to ‘Hari Mirch’ hai!!!

10. Aapki yaad dil se jane nahi denge, aap jaise dost ko kabhi khone nahi denge. Sharafat se regular contact me rahna, warna bahut marenge aur rone nahi denge!!!

11. Teacher: Raju, if your father earned Rs. 10,000 a week and gave your mother one fourth, what would she have? Raju: Heart Failure!!!

12. Pyar ke ujale me gum ka andhera kyon aata hai, jisko hum chahein wohi kyon rulata hai. Agar wo mera naseeb nahi, to khuda aise logon se kyon milata hai!!!

13. Mil jati agar sapno ki shahjadi, Musharraf ki beti se hoti meri shadi. Kashmeer samasya ka hota nidaan, kyonki dahej me milta Pakistan!!!

14. Boy: Tum geet bahut achchha ga leti ho. Girl: Nahi, main to sirf bathroom singer hoon. Boy: To bulao na kabhi bathroom me, mehphil jamaate hain!!!

15. Gandhi ji DON hote to wo kahte: Mere takle me baal ugne ka intezaar to 11 mulkon ke hazzam kar rahe hain, par mere takle me baal ugna mushkil hi nahi namumkin bhi hai!!!

16. Hum nazron se door hain, aankhon se nahi. Hum khwabon se door hain, khayalon se nahi. Hum dil se door hain, dhadkan se nahi. Hum apse door hain, apki yaadon se nahi!!!

17. College me ragging ke waqt ladkon ne ek ladki se kaha: Ek sawal ka jawab do ki Patna kahan hai? Ladki: Bihar me. Ladke: Hum kya mar gaye hain jo Bihar me patogi!!!

18. Roothe roothe se sarkar nazar aate hain, badle badle se mizaaz nazar aate hain. Pahle to apke SMS se bhara rahta tha inbox, ab to reply ke bhi akaal nazar aate hain!!!

19. Koi tumhe bole you are crazy, don’t be angry. Koi bole you are stupid, be cool. Lekin koi bole you are smart, thappad maar dena sale ko, mazaak ki bhi koi had hoti hai!!!

20. Life is like a Piano. White keys are happy moments and black keys are sad moments. But remember both keys played together for sweet music called life!!!

21. Husband is Mobile, wife is Sim card. Dono mile to phone recharge. Beta huaa to incoming, beti huyi to outgoing, kuchh nahi huaa to miss call!!!

22. In your life, when you wake up and don’t see anyone then come to me. I will be there to hold your hand and take you to the Eye Specialist!!!

23. Palkon me qaid kuchh sapne hain, kuchh begaane kuchh apne hain. Na jane kya kashish hai in khayalon me, wo gair hoke bhi kitne apne hain!!!

24. Bekaar se SMS ka kamaal- Ghanti baji, bewkoof ki tarah mobile uthaya, ab stupid ki tarah SMS padhna, ab muskura ke sochna ki ye SMS kisko bhejoon!!!

25. Aapko pake ab khona nahi chahte, itna khush hoke rona nahi chahte. Ye aalam hai humara apki judayi me, aankhon me neend hai magar sona nahi chahte!!!

26. Har ek se achchhi baat karna aadat hai humari, har koi khush rahe hasrat hai humari. Koi hume yaad kare na kare, sabko yaad karna aadat hai humari!!!

27. You are my sweet friend, Ho na!!! I don’t want you khona!!! I want a place in your heart’s Kona!!! Otherwise I will start Rona!!! At least ek SMS to karo na!!!

28. Pani ki boondein phoolon ko bhiga rahi hain, thandi lahrein ek tazgi jaga rahi hain. Ho jayein aap bhi inme shamil, ek pyari si subah apko jaga rahi hai!!! Good Morning!!!

29. Aate samay hanste ho, jate samay hanste ho, subah hanste ho, sham hanste ho. Aapko kya lagta hai ki bus ek aap hi brush karte ho!!!

30. Heart receive- Love, Mind receive- Wisdom, Hands receive- Gifts, and only special and sweet people receive my SMS!!! Good Day!!!

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Kumar Gaurav