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1. Log milte hain EveryTime, Pasand aate hain SomeTime, Dosti hoti hai OneTime, Yaad rahte hain LifeTime aur ye hai Good Morning time!!!

2. Pyar gazal hai gungunane ke liye, pyar nagma hai sunaane ke liye. Ye wo jazba hai jo sabko milta nahi kyonki hausla chahiye ise nibhane ke liye!!!

3. Kashmeer ki wadiyon, barfeeli hawaaon me, jheel ke kinare Heer ne Ranjhe se kya kaha? “Bewkoof, Hero mat ban, sweater pahan le warna thand lag jayegi!!!”

4. Dil gusse me, jubaan khamosh, ye aankhein aaj num kyon hain!!! Agar hume kabhi unse pyar hi na tha to aaj unhe khone ka gum kyon hai!!!

5. Ye dosti tumhari nahi humari hai, isiliye to sab rishton se pyari hai. Mushkil hai doston ka roz milna, tabhi to SMS ka silsila jari hai!!!

6. Tu meri dosti mera armaan hai, shayad tu apni ahmiyat se anjaan hai. Mujhse kabhi rooth kar mat jana dost, kyonki meri duniya tere bina veeran hai!!!

7. To love someone is a natural instinct. To be loved by someone is luck. To live with someone you love is achievement. To live with someone who loves you is life!!!

8. Waqt guzarta raha par saansein thami si thi, muskura rahe the hum par aankhon me nami si thi. Sath humare ye jahan tha sara, par na jane kyon tumhari kami si thi!!!

9. Duniya me agar noor na hota, tanha dil itna mazboor na hota. Hum apko Good Night kahne jaroor aate, agar apka ghar itna door na hota!!!

10. Boyfriend: Why do you talk like an idiot? Girlfriend: I have to talk like that so that you can understand me!!!

11. Eyes are good friends. See together, weep together, close together, but when a girl comes, one eye starts blinking. MORAL: A girl breaks good friendship!!!

12. Subah shaam apki yaad aati hai, sari raat jagati hai. Karne ko to kar lein call par, Customer Care ki ladki baar baar balance kam batati hai!!!

13. Beete pal wapas la nahi sakte, sookhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte. Lagta hai aap hume bhool gaye, par dil kahta hai ki aap hume bhula nahi sakte!!!

14. Arz kiya hai: Ikhtiyaar e tarannum se tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena,(wah, wah) Jab iska matlab samajh me aaye to mujhe bhi bata dena!!!

15. Toot gayi neend par khwab wahi hai, door rahte hain par dosti wahi hai. Jante hain ki mil nahi sakte abhi, magar in aankhon ko intezaar wahi hai!!!

16. Raahat bhi aapse milti hai, Chaahat bhi aapse milti hai. Humse kabhi roothna nahi, kyonki muskurahat bhi sirf aapse milti hai!!!

17. Shahjahan ne Tajmahal ko dekha, har meenar ko dekha, har kaaleen ko dekha, har khidki ko dekha aur bola…….. Maa kasam, bahut kharcha ho gaya!!!

18. Pal pal se banta hai ehsaas, ehsaas se banta hai wishwas. Wishwas se banta hai koi khaas aur wo ho tum!!!

19. Sardar found his wife with a guy. He decided to kill himself and his wife. Usne apne kaan pe gun rakhi aur bola “Kameeni tu jyada khush mat ho, agla number tera hai!!!”

20. Phone ki ring baji. Pati: Mere liye ho to kahna ghar pe nahi hain!!! Patni phone uthakar: Wo ghar pe hain!!! Pati: Maine mana kiya phir bhi? Patni: Wo mera phone tha!!!

21. Kyon hume kisi ki talaash hoti hai, kyon dil ko kisi ki aash hoti hai. Chaand ko dekho wo bhi to tanha hai, jabki uski chaandni se roz mulakat hoti hai!!!

22. Night has end for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leave your worries at the blue day!!!

23. Bindaas ho ke rahne ka, tension nahi lene ka, achchhe sapne dekhne ka, bhoot se nahi darne ka. Bhoot bole to mirror me nahi dekhne ka!!!

24. Good friends are those who care without hesitations, who love without limitations and who remember even without communication!!!

25. Minutes are small, hours are less, days are short, months are few, years are not enough to be with you, I can take 100 more births, if I get sweet friend like you!!!

26. Degrees of girls: B.A.- Beautiful Angel, B.E.- Beautiful Eyes, B.Sc.- Beautiful Structure, B.Com.- Beautiful Communication, MBA- Married But Available!!!

27. Zinda rahne ke liye jeene ki aarzoo zaroori hai, jaise kisi phool ke liye khushboo zaroori hai. Yoon to sari duniya jee rahi hai doston, magar dil me bhi jeene ki chahat zaroori hai!!!

28. Jaise khushi me honthon pe muskurahat zaroori hai, waise hi gum me aankhon me aansoo zaroori hai. Apno se to har pal milna hota hai, kabhi kabhi gairon se milna bhi zaroori hai!!!

29. Aaj main tujhe Basanti ka naach dikhata hoon. Naach Basanti!!! Naachti kyon nahi? Arey bhool gaya yaar, Basanti kutton ke samne nahi naachti!!!

30. Ek Sardar ne padosi ke ladke se poochha: Aajkal kya padhayi kar rahe ho? Ladka: B.A. kar raha hoon!!! Sardar: Bus do achchhar padhe, wo bhi ulte!!!

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