CELLPHONE SMS CLUB

This blog is dedicated to the SMS's which I recieve on my mobile. You can also reuse these SMS's as you want.

Monday, January 01, 2007

SMS ZONE PAGE 11……..

(301-330)

1. Kitni akeli thi wo rahein hum jin par ab tak akele chalte rahe, tujhse bichhad kar bhi o bekhabar tere hi gum me jalte rahe!!!

2. Tumne jo dekha suna wo sach tha, magar kitna tha sach ye kisko pata. Jane tumhe maine koi dhokha diya, jane tumhe koi dhokha huaa!!!

3. Karan Johar is producing a new film and searching for new talent. I have suggested your name. Please go and meet him. The movie name is SHAKL HO NA HO!!

4. Kis kis se tere ishq me daaman chhudaaun, ek to ye duniya hai ek meri zindgi hai. Mujhse koi poochhe tere milne ki ada, duniya to ye kahti hai ki mumkin nahi hai!!!

5. Happy New Year 2007, Soch rahe ho aaj kyon? Ab aap DON ko sikhaoge ki kab wish karna hai. DON jab chahta hai wish karta hai. Happy Holi!!!

6. Kashmeer ki waadiyon me, barfeeli hawaon me, jheel ke kinare baith ke, kareeb jakar , Ranjhe ko Heer ne kya kaha? “Hero mat ban, sweater pahan le!!”

7. Intezaar karne ka maza kuchh aur, tere diye dard me tadapne ka maza kuchh aur. Aasan hota hai mar jana, par ghut ghut ke jeene ka maza kuchh aur!!!

8. Alfaaz nahi milte hume izhaar karne ke liye, jee lete hum do pal kisi aur ke liye. Mushkil to ye hi hai ki nazrein uthti hain to sirf tujhe dekhne ke liye!!!

9. Message in Karan Johar’s movies: Kuchh kuchh hota hai- Love your friend. Kabhi khushi kabhi gum- Love your parents. Kabhi alwida na kahna- Love other’s wife!!!

10. Pyari si subah me pyare se panchhi, pyare se kinare, pyari si oss ki boondein, pyari si thandi hawaayein, ek pyare se dost ko pyara sa din de jayenge!!! Good Day!!!

11. Dear customer, Good Evening. Your bathing date validity for one year is over. So please rebath within 24 hour and get 2 years validity. Thank you!!

12. Kyon dil ke kareeb aata hai koi, kyon apne hone ka ehsaas karaata hai koi. Jab aadat si ho jati hai dil ko uski, to kyon door chala jata hai koi!!!

13. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18…………. Ginti karne se koi fayda nahi, ye bhi kabhi khatm nahi hogi, bilkul apni dosti ki tarah!!!

14. “VACANCY” Post: True friend, Eligibility: Loving and charming, Experience: Not required, Salary: Never ending. To join please SMS me!!!

15. Aap male ho ya female, janne ke liye neeche dekho!!!
Yahan pe nahi!!!

16. Jabse chala hoon main meri manzil pe nazar hai, aankhon ne kabhi meel ka patthar nahi dekha. Patthar samajhta hai mujhe mera chahne wala, main mom hoon usne kabhi mujhe chhookar nahi dekha!!!

17. Dil ka dard jubaan par late nahi, apni aankhon se aansoo bahaate nahi. Zakhm chahe kitne bhi gahre kyon na ho, tere naam ke marhum ke siwa kuchh lagate nahi!!!

18. Do kadam to sabhi sath chalte hain, par zindgi bhar sath koi nibhata nahi. Agar rokar bhulayi jati yaadein, to hans kar gum koi chhupata nahi!!!

19. Height of carelessness: Writing a love message and doing “SEND ALL!!!”

20. Good wishes on the way, rest of the life will guard you. Do the best you can, do whatever you want from your pure heart and just don’t change!!!

21. Teacher to Banta Singh: Make a sentence in which one word repeated four times. Banta Singh: If Lara Dutta marriages Brian Lara, she become Lara Lara!!!

22. Jab bhi khayaal aaya to apka aaya, aankhein band ki to khwab apka aaya. Socha yaad kar loon khuda ko ek pal, par honth khole to naam apka aaya!!!

23. Feels good when somebody misses you, better when somebody loves you, but it feels best when somebody never forgets you. So you can feel the best now!!!

24. Do you know why God made gaps between the fingers? Because someday someone will come and he will fill these gaps with his fingers!!!

25. Kabhi to dil udaas hota hai, halka sa aankhon ko ehsaas hota hai. Chhalakte hain meri bhi aankhon se aansoo, jab apse door hone ka ehsaas hota hai!!!

26. Height of repetition: Forwarding a message to someone and receive same message forwarded back to you by someone in the receiving chain!!!

27. Small keys can open big locks; little words can express big thoughts. Hope my little ‘HI’ will make you smile and think of me at least for a while!!!

28. Good Morning!!! This is the last good morning wish for last morning of year 2006. Wish you very happy last day of the year 2006.

29. Nafrat bhi karte hain to pyar ke liye, inkaar bhi karte hain to ikraar ke liye. Ajeeb hote hain ishq karne wale, aankhein band bhi karte hain to deedar ke liye!!!

30. I am sorry, ek buri khabar hai, mujhe bhool jana, please. Main kuchh dino ke baad tumhe humesha ke liye chhod kar ja raha hoon. Tumhara 2006…..

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Thanks for visit.
Kumar Gaurav

6 Comments:

  • At 11:35 AM, January 01, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    likhane se pahle dua karte hai,dard-e-dil se paigaam karte hai,ye mat samajhna ki bhool gaye hai ham,yaad to tumko subah shaam karte hai.....

     
  • At 11:47 AM, January 02, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    najar andaaj kaise kare aapko,najaron me baithaya hai aapko,yaad aane par roye bhi to kaise,darte hai jhuki jo palke to chubhengi aapko.....

     
  • At 12:01 PM, January 03, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    best line 2 approch a girl.go 2 her n say'is ur dad a terrorist?'she will say,"what?"then u say,"no,no,i just asked becoz u r a'bomb'.....

     
  • At 12:26 PM, January 04, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    bandar ka baccha apni maa se:"maa mai itna badsurat kyun hu?"maa:"beta tu to fir bhi thik hai use dekh jo ye sms padh raha hai.....

     
  • At 1:50 PM, January 06, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    old friend are gold!new friend are diamond!if you get diamond don't forget the gold because to get diamond you need a base of gold.....

     
  • At 1:55 AM, April 17, 2007, Blogger Don said…

    dekhte tho ithna kush hua
    duva karne ko mann thadaptha hain
    koshish kartha hoon isi waqth main
    jeetenge isi zindagi jo aap ki marzi pe.

     

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