SMS ZONE PAGE 7……..
(181-210)
1. Har pal ki dosti ka irada hai aapse, apnapan hi kuchh itna jyada hai aapse. Na sochenge sirf umar bhar ke liye, qayamat tak sath nibhayenge ye vaada hai aapse!!
2. Santa had twins, named Tin and Martin. Again had twins, Peter and repeater. Again twins, Max and Climax. Again twins, he got fed up and named Stop and Fullstop!!
3. U974hnboo85’c,oj’[pi5yi20jrmvp[7’f[‘w7[ov;m[w9 Did not get it?? DON ka message padhna mushkil hi nahi namumkin bhi hai!!
4. Khuda ne sansar banaya aur so gaye, khuda ne insaan banaya aur phir so gaye. Phir khuda ne BIWI banayi…. Uske baad na khud so sake aur na doosre so sake!!
5. Der raat jab kisi ki yaad sataye, thandi hawa jab julfon ko sahlaye. Kar lo aankhein band aur so jao, kya pata jiska ho khyal wo sapne me aa jaye!!
6. Baharon ki mehphil suhani rahegi, labon par khushi ki kahani rahegi. Chamakte rahenge khushiyon ke ye sitare, agar apke SMS’s ki meharbani rahegi!!
7. Couple in theatre- Husband: Jaan, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhara jism to main kutton ko daal doon!! Man on back seat: Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow!!!
8. Arz kiya hai- Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha….. Izhaar e mohabbat kiya tha SMS se, jo kambakht uski shadi tak pending tha!!
9. Khoobsurat aankhein, meethi baatein, masoom chehra, dilkash andaaz…. Ye to huyi meri baat… Ab aap batao aap kaise ho janaab!!
10. Arz kiya hai- Ek SMS ka hi to sahara hai….. Warna duniya wale to ek miscall pe bhi aitraaz karte hain!! Wah Wah!!
11. What if you will not in my life, everything will be quiet same and nice….. but only except one thing and that’s…. MY EYES!!
12. Nahi ban jata koi apna yoon hi dil lagane se, karni padti hai duaa Rab se sachcha dost pane me. Rakhna sambhaal kar ye yaraana apna, toot na jaye ye kisi ke bahkaane se!!
13. Sardarji is buying a TV!! Sardarji: Do you have a color TV? Salesman: Sure!! Sardarji: Give me a green one please!!
14. Kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayal aata hai……………………. Aaj nahi aaya!! Bola na kabhi kabhi aata hai!!
15. Khamoshi zubaan ban jati agar, wafa bandgi ban jati agar. To judaayi na milti umar bhar, teri jhalak ke liye tadapna na padta is kadar!!
16. Dost bina zindgi veeran hoti hai, akele har raah sunsaan hoti hai. Sachche dost ka hona hai zaroori kyonki, dost se har mushkil aasan hoti hai!!
17. Thought for the day: Don’t lower your Goals to the level of your abilities!! Instead raise your abilities to the height of your goals!!
18. When daylight turns into darken hue, the lovely stars hinting at you. Your heartbeats tell you something true, someone somewhere is thinking of you!!
19. Na thi jisko pyar ki kadar, ittefaque se usi ko chah rahe the hum. Usi diye ne jalaya haanthon ko, jisko hawa se bacha rahe the hum!!
20. Ye dosti meri nahi hamari hai, isiliye to sab rishton se pyari hai. Mushkil hai doston ka roz milna, tabhi to SMS ka silsila jaari hai!!
21. Blessings of God come to us in the form of friends… By seeing you I think how beautifully I am blessed!!
22. Friendship is like a drug!! Once you take it, you can’t avoid it. When you don’t get it, you are sick. And when you lose it, you are destroyed. So be aware I am addicted!!
23. If I go wrong, I need your hand to correct me. If I win, I need your hand to pat me. If I am lost, I need your hand to guide me. Short me bole to “Ye haanth humko de de Thakur!!”
24. Months 12, Cricket players 11, Fingers 10, Planets 9, Corners 8, Wonders 7, Senses 6, Oceans 5, Directions 4, Seasons 3, Eyes 2, Lovely Person 1, It’s you!!
25. I think you are a bit careless with your things. Be careful with your stuffs. Now look what you have left when you just came in my mind? You have left a smile on my face!!
26. Zubaan khamosh, aankhon me nami hogi, bus yahi ek dastaan zindgi hogi. Bharne ko to har zakhm bhar jayega, kaise bharegi wo jagah, jahaan apki kami hogi!!
27. If you find a friend better than me, go ahead, I won’t stop you. But when that person leaves you, look behind, I will be there ready to slap you and ask “Ho gayi tasalli!!”
28. Dosti agar buri hai to usko hone mat do, agar ho jaye to usko khone mat do. Agar dost sabse achchha ho to usko sone mat do!!
29. We like each other because you think I am nice, I think you are nice. You think I am cool, I think you are cool. You think I am sweet, I think you are sweet. You think I am smart, I think you are right!!
30. Sardar on interview- Que:Where were you born? Sardar: Maharashtra!! Que: What is the spelling? Sardar: No, no, I was born in GOA!!
You can write your comments about this web page or SMS’s in the comment section right below. You can write your SMS’s too, I will publish your SMS on this web page with your name and identity. The identity may be city, college name, degree etc. So keep writing your sms and comments in comment section just right below….
Thanks for visit.
Kumar Gaurav
(181-210)
1. Har pal ki dosti ka irada hai aapse, apnapan hi kuchh itna jyada hai aapse. Na sochenge sirf umar bhar ke liye, qayamat tak sath nibhayenge ye vaada hai aapse!!
2. Santa had twins, named Tin and Martin. Again had twins, Peter and repeater. Again twins, Max and Climax. Again twins, he got fed up and named Stop and Fullstop!!
3. U974hnboo85’c,oj’[pi5yi20jrmvp[7’f[‘w7[ov;m[w9 Did not get it?? DON ka message padhna mushkil hi nahi namumkin bhi hai!!
4. Khuda ne sansar banaya aur so gaye, khuda ne insaan banaya aur phir so gaye. Phir khuda ne BIWI banayi…. Uske baad na khud so sake aur na doosre so sake!!
5. Der raat jab kisi ki yaad sataye, thandi hawa jab julfon ko sahlaye. Kar lo aankhein band aur so jao, kya pata jiska ho khyal wo sapne me aa jaye!!
6. Baharon ki mehphil suhani rahegi, labon par khushi ki kahani rahegi. Chamakte rahenge khushiyon ke ye sitare, agar apke SMS’s ki meharbani rahegi!!
7. Couple in theatre- Husband: Jaan, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhara jism to main kutton ko daal doon!! Man on back seat: Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow!!!
8. Arz kiya hai- Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha….. Izhaar e mohabbat kiya tha SMS se, jo kambakht uski shadi tak pending tha!!
9. Khoobsurat aankhein, meethi baatein, masoom chehra, dilkash andaaz…. Ye to huyi meri baat… Ab aap batao aap kaise ho janaab!!
10. Arz kiya hai- Ek SMS ka hi to sahara hai….. Warna duniya wale to ek miscall pe bhi aitraaz karte hain!! Wah Wah!!
11. What if you will not in my life, everything will be quiet same and nice….. but only except one thing and that’s…. MY EYES!!
12. Nahi ban jata koi apna yoon hi dil lagane se, karni padti hai duaa Rab se sachcha dost pane me. Rakhna sambhaal kar ye yaraana apna, toot na jaye ye kisi ke bahkaane se!!
13. Sardarji is buying a TV!! Sardarji: Do you have a color TV? Salesman: Sure!! Sardarji: Give me a green one please!!
14. Kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayal aata hai……………………. Aaj nahi aaya!! Bola na kabhi kabhi aata hai!!
15. Khamoshi zubaan ban jati agar, wafa bandgi ban jati agar. To judaayi na milti umar bhar, teri jhalak ke liye tadapna na padta is kadar!!
16. Dost bina zindgi veeran hoti hai, akele har raah sunsaan hoti hai. Sachche dost ka hona hai zaroori kyonki, dost se har mushkil aasan hoti hai!!
17. Thought for the day: Don’t lower your Goals to the level of your abilities!! Instead raise your abilities to the height of your goals!!
18. When daylight turns into darken hue, the lovely stars hinting at you. Your heartbeats tell you something true, someone somewhere is thinking of you!!
19. Na thi jisko pyar ki kadar, ittefaque se usi ko chah rahe the hum. Usi diye ne jalaya haanthon ko, jisko hawa se bacha rahe the hum!!
20. Ye dosti meri nahi hamari hai, isiliye to sab rishton se pyari hai. Mushkil hai doston ka roz milna, tabhi to SMS ka silsila jaari hai!!
21. Blessings of God come to us in the form of friends… By seeing you I think how beautifully I am blessed!!
22. Friendship is like a drug!! Once you take it, you can’t avoid it. When you don’t get it, you are sick. And when you lose it, you are destroyed. So be aware I am addicted!!
23. If I go wrong, I need your hand to correct me. If I win, I need your hand to pat me. If I am lost, I need your hand to guide me. Short me bole to “Ye haanth humko de de Thakur!!”
24. Months 12, Cricket players 11, Fingers 10, Planets 9, Corners 8, Wonders 7, Senses 6, Oceans 5, Directions 4, Seasons 3, Eyes 2, Lovely Person 1, It’s you!!
25. I think you are a bit careless with your things. Be careful with your stuffs. Now look what you have left when you just came in my mind? You have left a smile on my face!!
26. Zubaan khamosh, aankhon me nami hogi, bus yahi ek dastaan zindgi hogi. Bharne ko to har zakhm bhar jayega, kaise bharegi wo jagah, jahaan apki kami hogi!!
27. If you find a friend better than me, go ahead, I won’t stop you. But when that person leaves you, look behind, I will be there ready to slap you and ask “Ho gayi tasalli!!”
28. Dosti agar buri hai to usko hone mat do, agar ho jaye to usko khone mat do. Agar dost sabse achchha ho to usko sone mat do!!
29. We like each other because you think I am nice, I think you are nice. You think I am cool, I think you are cool. You think I am sweet, I think you are sweet. You think I am smart, I think you are right!!
30. Sardar on interview- Que:Where were you born? Sardar: Maharashtra!! Que: What is the spelling? Sardar: No, no, I was born in GOA!!
You can write your comments about this web page or SMS’s in the comment section right below. You can write your SMS’s too, I will publish your SMS on this web page with your name and identity. The identity may be city, college name, degree etc. So keep writing your sms and comments in comment section just right below….
Thanks for visit.
Kumar Gaurav
posted by Kumar Gaurav @ 10:00 AM
3 Comments:
At 12:32 PM, December 17, 2006,
Anonymous said…
bhagvan srikrishan ne gita me kaha hai,kaliyug me ek karmyogi dost hoga jo sms karta rahega aur dusara paapi sirf padhke muskurayega,hans le o paapi hans le.....
At 10:53 AM, December 18, 2006,
Anonymous said…
likhane wala kuch nahi,padhane wala pagal,ullu,gadha,monkey,aur.....sorry,bura lage,to,fir se, padhana.....
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