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1. Dosti gazal hai gungunane ke liye, dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye. Ye wo jasba hai jo sabko milta nahi, kyonki hausla chahiye dosti nibhane ke liye!!!

2. Welcome!!! Khushi pane ke liye 1 dabaayein, muskurane ke liye 2 dabaayein, humse dosti ke liye 3 dabaayein, humse chhutkara pane ke liye apna gala dabaayein……!!!

3. Nasha chhaya hai pyar ka is tarah, phool ko shabnam chahiye jis tarah. Apse door rahne ko dil to nahi karta, sabar karte hain na jane hum kis tarah!!!

4. Go down to see my heart…………………………………………………………….. Dekha kitna saaf hai mera dil!!!

5. Kisi ko apna banane me der lag jati hai, ek wada nibhane me der lag jati hai. Dosti to pal bhar me ho jati hai, par bhulaane me umar lag jati hai!!!

6. Kisi ke rokne se agar koi ruk jaye to ishq ka is duniya se naam-o-nishan mit jaye!!!

7. Is tarah na har baat humse poochho, raaz ki baat ishaaron se poochho. Lahron se khelna to samundar ka shauk hai, kaise lagti hai chot kinaron se poochho!!!

8. If everyone forgets you, I am with you. If everyone hates you, I am still with you. If everyone betrays you then also I will be with you, but if everyone loves you, I am sorry, I will be with them!!!

9. Tum din ko raat kahoge to raat kahenge, tum sham ko subah kahoge to subah kahenge kyonki paaglon se bahas nahi karte!!!

10. Aap kahte ho ki hum SMS nahi karte to phir ye lo SMS, SMS, SMS, SMS, SMS, SMS aur lo SMS, SMS, SMS, Ye lo chhote chhote sms, sms, sms, sms, ye lo remix sMs, sMs, sMs!!!

11. Nazar nazar se mil kar bana hai ye afsana, main jis tarah jalta hoon jalega kya parwaana!!!

12. Wafaaon me meri itna asar to aaye, jinhein dhoondhti hai nazar wo nazar to aaye. Hum aa jayenge palak jhukne se pahle, usne yaad kiya ye khabar to aaye!!!

13. Sab ki zindgi me khushiyaan dene wale, mere yaar ki zindgi me koi gum na ho. Usko mujhse bhi achchha yaar mile, jab is duniya me hum na ho!!!

14. New punishment for mobile owners: Missed call ke liye Kala Pani, SMS ke liye Phaansi, Call ke liye Umar Qaid. Aap mat daro, kanjooson ko to award milega!!!

15. Raat me kabar ke upar baithe aadmi ko dekhkar doosre ne poochha: Itni raat me kabristan me darr nahi lagta? Pahla aadmi: Nahi, Kabar me garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya!!!

16. Har insaan ki alag pehchaan hoti hai, par mere SMS ki alag hi shaan hoti hai. Har kisi ko karte nahi SMS magar jisko karte hain usme humari jaan hoti hai!!!

17. Har pal, har waqt, har saans aur dil ki har dhadkan kahti hai ki aap humesha khush raho!!!

18. Kaun rakhta hai yaad numberon ko, log to chehre tak bhool jate hain. Humaare naam ko kar lete hain mobile me feed, par SMS karna bhool jate hain!!!

19. Height of suicide: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road!!!

20. Man: Sir, my wife is missing!!! Postmaster: Bhai ye postoffice hai, police station me jaaiye!!! Man: Kya karoon, khushi ke mare kuchh samajh nahi aa raha!!!

21. Teacher: Tell me the name of 5 water animals? Sardar: Fish!!! Teacher: Good, 4 aur ke naam batao? Sardar: Fish da puttar, fish di kudi, fish da pra aur fish di maa!!!

22. Friendship is not finding gold or silver among the rocks of life. It is accepting each other as coal till diamonds are formed through time. Take Care!!!

23. Ye sooraj ki kirne aapke liye ho, ye nayi subah apke liye ho. Muskurate rahein aap sada, aur duniya ki har muskaan apke liye ho!!!

24. Doori ho to ehsaas hota hai, dost ke bina har pal kitna udaas hota hai. Umar ho aapki sitaaron jitni lambi, aisa dost kahan har kisi ke paas hota hai!!!

25. Baat aisi ho ki zazbaat kam na ho, khayalat aise ho ki kabhi gum na ho. Dil ke kone me itni si jagah rakhna, ki khali khali sa lage jab hum na ho!!!

26. Tumhe har safar ka kinara milega, chamakta huaa har sitara milega. Aayegi chehre par pyari si muskaan, ye SMS jab tumhe humara milega!!!

27. Apun dono ka dosti ekdum jhakaas hona mangta hai. Jhakaas bole to main haar tu moti, apun sabji tu roti, apun pani tu tanky aur apun Tarzan tu Monkey!!!

28. Your voice is Melody, your nature is Perk, your behavior is CoffiBite, your feeling is Kitkat, your mind is Munch and your heart is KissmiBar. So you are totally 5 Star!!!

29. Teri dosti, teri wafaa hi kafi hai, tamaam umar ye aasra hi kafi hai. Jab bhi waqt mile ek SMS kar dena, khushi ke liye ye silsila hi kafi hai!!!

30. Jo aasani se mile wo hai gum, jo mushkil se mile wo hai rum. Jo kisi kisi ko mile wo hai dum, jo sirf naseeb walon ko mile wo hain hum!!!

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Kumar Gaurav