CELLPHONE SMS CLUB

This blog is dedicated to the SMS's which I recieve on my mobile. You can also reuse these SMS's as you want.

Monday, January 15, 2007

SMS ZONE PAGE 15……..

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1. Friendship does not happen with special people; people become special after becoming friends!!! MORAL: You were born ordinary, I made you special. Bus bus ab thanks ki zaroorat nahi hai!!!

2. You are my sweet friend, HO NA!!! I do not want you KHONA!!! I want a place in your heart’s KONA!!! Otherwise I will start RONA!!! At least ek SMS to karo NA!!!

3. Khamosh raat ke pehloo me sitare na hote, in rookhee aankhon me rangeen nazaare na hote, hum bhi na karte parwaah apki, agar aap itne pyare na hote!!!

4. This love is love the love way love to love say love to love you love that love I love miss love you. Confused!!! Read again without ‘love’!!!

5. Life starts with Violence but ends with Silence, Love starts with Fear but ends with Tear, True friendship starts with However but ends Never!!!

6. Aapka muskurana roz ho, kabhi chehara Kamal to kabhi Rose ho. 100 pal khushi to 1000 pal mauj ho, ye duaa hai humari bus aisa har roz ho!!!

7. Na saathi hai koi, na sahara hai koi, na hum kisi ke na humara hai koi. Par apko dekh ke ye kah sakte hain, ki pyara sa dost humara hai koi!!!

8. Bole wo dosti, chup rahe wo pyar. Milaye wo dosti, juda kare wo pyar. Hansaye wo dosti, rulaye wo pyar. Phir bhi chhod kar dosti hum karte hain pyar!!!

9. Customer- Waiter, do you serve pigs? Waiter- Please sit down sir, we serve everyone!!!

10. Friendship test: Suppose me and my duplicate are standing. How will you recognize me? Reply is must. Interesting replies awaited and please reply fast!!!

11. Thermodynamic law of romance “Love can neither be created nor destroyed, it can only be changed from one girlfriend to another!!!

12. ‘Gaurav’ ko kabhi bhoolna mat, humesha uska khayal rakhna, Wo mera hi avataar hai, uski baat sada manna. Sender: Srikrishna +919300000000.

13. Premi: Ai bewafa, tune dil jala diya, mera dil jala ke raakh kar diya!!! Premika: Teri kurbani bekaar nahi jayegi, bhej de raakh, bartan maanjne ke kaam aayegi!!!

14. Is qadar dil ko chahat hai, magar roz milne ki kahan fursat hai. Beshak aap nikaal sakte hain time par, iski aapko kahan zaroorat hai!!!

15. I am happy, you know why? Because I am lucky, you know why? Because God loves me, you know how? He sent a sweet friend to me, you know who? It is you!!!

16. Ek Request- Kabhi udaas na hona, Ek Suggestion- Jo pal dukh de usko bhool jana, Ek Aarzoo- Khushi ke palon ko sanjo ke rakhna, Ek hi tamanna- Humesha muskurate aur khush rahna!!!

17. Hum wo nahi jo aapse naata tod denge, hum wo nahi jo gum me saath chhod denge. Hum to wo dost hain jo aapki saans ruk jaye to apni saans jod denge!!!

18. Wo na aaye unki yaad wafa kar gayi, unse milne ki tamanna tabaah kar gayi. Aahat huyi to socha asar duaa kar gayi, darwaja kholkar dekha to pata chala ki mazaak hawa kar gayi!!!

19. Zikar jab bhi aap doston ke naam ka karein, mera naam zaroor lijiyega. Tareef na sahi, burayi hi sahi, par apne alfazon me hume bhi jagah dijiyega!!!

20. Nadiyon ke kinaare chhoot jate hain, aasmaan se taare toot jate hain. Zindgi ki raah me aksar aisa hota hai, jinhe hum chahte hain dil se, wo humse door ho jate hain!!!

21. Roz subah hum karte hain unhe pyar se Good Morning, wo aise ghoor ke dekhte hain jaise 0 errors and 5 warnings!!!

22. Apun dono ka dosti ekdum jhakaas hona mangta hai, jhakaas bole to apun Haar tu Moti, apun Sabji tu Roti, apun Pani tu Tanki, apun Tarzan tu Monkey!!!

23. Patthar se dosti, jaan ko khatra. Sardaar se dosti, dimaag ko khatra. Daaroo se dosti, liver ko khatra. Humse dosti, SMS ka khatra!!!

24. ________________________________________________ Kuchh samajh aaya? Mere mobile ko aapke mobile se ishq ho gaya hai, isliye line maar raha hai!!!

25. Newton ne apple girte dekha to gravity ki khoj kar li!!! Bewakoofi dekho, 25 saal se latrine karta tha to kya wo upar jati thi!!!

26. Mujhe tumse kuchh kahna hai, wohi baat jo dil ko chhoo jaye, wohi pyar ke teen akchhar!!! Three golden words!!! “Sudhar ja nalayak.”

27. Chehre pe aapke gazab ki smile hai, suna hai aapke paas bhi mobile hai, usme SMS ki moti file hai, phir bhi SMS nahi karte, ye kaun sa style hai!!!

28. Faaslon se intezaar badha karta hai, intezaar se pyar badha karta hai. Saari zindgi khuda se sazdaa karo tab ja ke tumhare jaisa yaar mila karta hai!!!

29. Khamosh rah kar saansein chalti hain, dil ki magar sari baatein kahti hain. Bewafa hai wo ye jante hain hum, magar dhadkane phir bhi usi ka naam liya karti hain!!!

30. Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare, kare to qayamat tak juda na kare. Ye mana ki koi marta nahi judaayi me, lekin jee bhi nahi pata tanhayi me!!!

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Kumar Gaurav

3 Comments:

  • At 12:12 PM, January 15, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    day by day teri khushiyan ho jaye double,teri jindagi se delete ho jaye sari trouble,khuda rakhe tujhe smart aur fit, tere liye new year ho superhit.....

     
  • At 11:25 AM, January 16, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    may u be blessed with the true gifts of new year-joy,peace,n love wish u a very happy n a successful new year...

     
  • At 11:21 AM, January 17, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    bhai ka phone aaya ab jag aur sabko wish kar warna tera waat laga dega'mamu'to sun happy new year.....

     

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