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1. Chand taaron ka noor aap par barse, har koi apki chahat ko tarse. Aap ki zindgi me aayein itni khushiyan, ki aap ek gum pane ko tarsein!!

2. Teacher asked to student: What is your cast? Student: Pahle taan asi Rajpoot the, Phir pandit ho gaye, ab hain Sardarji, aage mummy di marzi!!

3. Wife: Chalo na kahin Car me ghoomne chalte hain aur car main drive karoongi. Husband: Agar car tum drive karogi to jayenge car me aur aayenge akhbaar me!!!

4. Wife: Wo sharabi dekh rahe ho, 10 saal pahle maine us se shadi ke liye inkar kar diya tha, wo aaj tak pee raha hai. Husband: Wah! Itni lambi celebration!!

5. Teacher showed a skeleton to a student and asked: What is this? Sardar student: A person who started dieting but forgot to stop!!

6. Gum me bhi jeene ka majaa aata hai, gareebon ke ghar bhi khuda aata hai. Ek hum hain ki aap ko roz SMS karte hain, ek apka SMS jaise sarkari nal me pani aata hai!!

7. Muskurana hi to khushi nahi hoti, umar bitana hi to zindgi nahi hoti. Khud ko mitana padta hai dosti me, kyonki dost kahna hi to dosti nahi hoti!!

8. Hum bhi smart hain, aap bhi smart hain. Main apke liye khas hoon, aap mere liye khas hain. Bus ek chhota sa fark hai, Main dil ka saaf hoon aur aap dimaag se saaf hain!!

9. Bahut door magar bahut paas rahte ho, aankhon se door magar dil ke paas rahte ho. Mujhe bus itna bata do, Kya tum bhi mere bina udaas rahte ho??

10. A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart and gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes…. Vaat ees yorr opeeniun??

11. Jab bhi yaad aati hai muskura lete hain, kuchh pal ke liye har gum bhula dete hain. Kyon bheegengi apki palkein, jab apke hisse ke aansoo hum baha lete hain!!

12. Bhool se agar bhool ho jaye to bhool samajh ke bhool jana. Bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhool se bhi mujhe na bhool jana!!

13. Dil ke har kone me tumse hi roshni hai, warna duniya me andhere ke siwa kuchh bhi nahi hai!!

14. Moon glows for a night! Candle for an hour! Matchstick for a minute! But a good ending of day remains in heart forever. So end your day with my SMS. Good Night!

15. Mahak apki in hawaaon me hai, kuchh apnapan sa bikhra in fizaaon me hai. Khushiyan choome kadam apke, ye chahat humari duaaon me hai!!

16. Dil ki hasrat jubaan pe aane lagi, tum mile to zindgi muskurane lagi. Ye pyar ki inteha hai ya meri deewangi, ki har surat me teri surat nazar aane lagi!

17. Phir din dhal gaya phir raat aayegi, phir tanhayi me baithne ki baat aayegi. Abhi to taaron ki panah me baithe the ki chaand ko dekhenge to apki yaad aayegi!!

18. Labon pe dosti ki kahani rahegi, jab tak ye zindgani rahegi. Chamakte rahenge dosti ke sitare, agar apki meharbani rahegi!!

19. Unki ek aankh itni khoobsurat thi(wah wah), unki ek aankh itni khoobsurat thi(kya baat hai), ki unki doosri aankh bhi usi ko dekh rahi thi(subhan allah!).

20. Little Sardar is sitting on the top of a mountain and studying. When a passerby asked- what are you doing? He replied- Higher studies, what else!!

21. What will a boy say while proposing to a rich girl…… Think…. Think…. O.K. “Agar tum mil jaao Kamaana chhod denge hum”

22. Zaroorat hi nahi alfaaz ki, pyar to cheez hai bus ehsaas ki. Paas hote to manzar hi kya hota, door se hi khabar hai hume apki har saans ki!!

23. Welcome to www.love.com, type password ********* Processing…….. Sorry apke pyar karne ki umar nikal chuki hai, try www.satsang.com !!

24. ><(((((((:> Ye fish apni dosti ki nishani hai, isliye sambhalkar rakhna, aur ye mar na jaye isliye mobile pani me daalkar rakhna!!

25. Whenever you wanna know how rich you are, don’t count your money, just drop a tear from your eyes and look around the number of hands that reach out to wipe your tears!!

26. Dhadakte dil ki tamanna ho, mera pyar ho tum. Mujhe karaar nahi, jabse bekaraar ho tum!!

27. Aap se door rahkar apko miss kiya humne, apke liye God se wish kiya humne. Apki yaad jab aayi to bade pyar se baar baar SMS kiya humne!!

28. POLICE-100, LOVE-143, FRAUD-420, SOAP-501, MUSLIM-786, CIGARRETE-555, BEER-5000, JAMES BOND-007, DON- off course it’s my mobile number!!

29. #include #include void main() lites.on; blanket.off; printf(“Gud mrng”); while(time=mrng) eyes.open; wakeup(); hav a nice day

30. Name-Don, Baap-Gangster, Bhai-Munnabhai, Pata-36 China Town, Thikana- Chandni Bar, Guru-Bluff master, Dushman-Sarkar, Khoon-Ab tak 56.

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Kumar Gaurav