1. Please use your left ear while using Mobile Phone because if you use the right one, it will affect the brain directly - DOCTORS
2. @#!%^$#@, ^%#!@(8, %*FFDR%#@*&FG, EW$#D##()RF, #@4r5%^dty,
DON ka message padhna mushkil hi nahi namumkin bhi hai!!!!!!!!
3. Bekhwab si nigahon me khwab hum jaga denge, sooni si rahon me phool hum bichha denge. Mere sath muskura ke to dekhiye, hum apka har gum bhula denge.
4. Zindgi me raah kaisi bhi ho guzar jayenge, ek din hum chupke se mar jayenge. Aaj rahte hain apke dil me yaad banke, kal aansu banke aankhon se bah jayenge.
5. If you want happiness for a day, get a Date. If for a week, fall in Love. If for a month, get married & if for a lifetime, get a Friend like ME!!
6. Phir na simtegi dosti agar bikhar jayegi, zindgi julf nahi jo phir se sanwar jayegi. Jo khushi de tham lo daaman uska, zindgi ro ke nahi hans ke guzar jayegi !!
7. Ram ne Seeta se shadi ki, Rawan ne Seeta ka apharan kiya, Hanumaan ne Seeta ko bachaya to Vaastav me hero kaun tha? Guess!!
SANJAY DUTT!!!
8. Sardar’s friend: I tried your number so many times, it said “Switched Off”. Sardar said: Oye teri, ye to meri HELLO TUNE hai!!!
9. Dreams are not those which are seen during sleep. Dreams are those which never let you sleep. So see the dreams and work hard to make them a reality!!
10. Sardar: Doctor sahib, chashma laga ke main padh to sakoonga!! Doctor: Bilkul!! Sardar: Phir theek hai Doctor sahib, warna anpadh aadmi ki zindgi bhi koi zindgi hai
11. Har saagar ke do kinare hote hain, kuchh log jaan se pyare hote hain. Ye jaroori nahi ki koi zindgi me sath ho, kyonki zindgi me yaadon ke bhi sahare hote hain.
12. Chhod ke tumko kahaan jayenge, bhool ke tumko na jee payenge. Hum koi waqt nahi hain humdum, jab bulaoge chale aayenge!!!
13. A relation is not how long you been together, not how much you give or take, how much time we talk to each other. It is all about how long we value one another.
14. Wife looks in mirror and says to her husband:” I look horrible, old and ugly, please say something nice to me.” Husband replies:” Your eyesight is perfect.”
15. Why is industrial growth so slow in Kerala? Because 90% of the work time spent on lifting, folding, holding and retying the lungi.
16. Sardar came back from train’s toilet. Wife asked: Paijama geela kyon hai? He replied: Andar likha tha ki sharer ka koi ang bahar na nikalein.
17. Beauty is AGELESS, Love is BOUNDLESS, Heartbeats are COUNTLESS, & a friend like you is HOPELESS, Oops! SHAMELESS, Uh-Sorry! USELESS, Shit! PRICELESS!!!!
18. Please, can you lend me 2000 Rs., I will return it day after tomorrow, I need it, Help me out, I know you have…. Sardar talks to ATM machine.
19. Santa: Yaar teri wife di maut da wadda afsos hai!! Waise hoya ki si? Banta: Goli lagi si mathe wich!! Santa: Waheguru da shukar kar ki aankh bach gayi!!!
20. Na mile kisi ka sath to hume yaad karna, tanhayi ho to mahsoos hume karna. Khushiyaan baantne ko tum dost sau rakhna, gum baantna ho to hume yaad karna.
21. Most friendships are like a delicate flower, eventually they dry and die. However, I am a cactus; I will always be poking you so that you remember me!!
22. Muskurana hi to khushi nahi hoti, Umar bitana hi to zindgi nahi hoti. Khud ko mitana padta hai Dosti me, kyonki dost kahna hi to dosti nahi hoti!!
23. A Bihari went to a cooking contest, when judges came to him, he was moving spoon in empty Kadhayi. Judge asked ”Kya bana rahe hi Bihari.” Bihari replied”Chootiya.”
24. Laaloo ke peechhe ek Pilla pad gaya. Laaloo bole ”Arey, Hum to Airtel Ka card dalwa liya hoon, Ye shala Hutch ka network kaise pakadne laga.”
25. Jinki yaad apko khushi ke lamhon me aaye, samjho ki aap unhein pyar karte hain. Aur jinki yaad gum ke lamhon me bhi aaye, samjho ki wo apse pyar karte hain!!
26. You know why GOD has created spaces between the finger? So that one would come in your life, hold your hand and say, ‘LE BEEDI PEE.’
27. Waada hai ek dost ka ek dost se, sath hum tera marte dum tak nibhayenge. Agar maut bhi aayi to tum se pahle hum jayenge!!
28. Wajood nahi wo hasti kis kaam ki, jahan dil na lage wo basti kis kaam ki. Yaad apki aaye aur hum SMS na karein to apni Dosti kis kaam ki!!!
29. What is love? It is when you hide tears and still care for her. It is when she ignores you and you still love her. It is when she begins to make you cry and you still smile for her!!
30. A very very HAPPY BIRTHDAY to greatest, smartest, cutest person in this world. Bus bus jyada mat udo, kyonki Birthday boy ki tareef karna compulsory hota hai.
You can write your comments about this web page or SMS’s in the comment section right below. You can write your SMS’s too, I will publish your SMS on this web page with your name and identity. The identity may be city, college name, degree etc. So keep writing your sms and comments in comment section just right below….
Thanks for visit.
Kumar Gaurav
posted by Kumar Gaurav @ 10:05 AM
5 Comments:
At 2:25 PM, November 11, 2006,
Anonymous said…
koi gam nahi,fir bhi man udash hai,koi rishta nahi,fir bhi,ek aas hai,kehne ko hai bahut apne,par tu hi ek khaas hai,jyada imosional mat ho ye sab bakwaas hai.....
gandharv
At 10:34 AM, November 12, 2006,
Anonymous said…
.........................A friend is sweet when its new,
.............its sweeter when its true,
........................................its sweetest when it is U
garima
At 10:36 AM, November 12, 2006,
Anonymous said…
1+1=2 my 2 eyes looking at U,
.............3+2=5sense missing U,
.....................4+3=7days thinking of U
, ............................5+7=12months dreaming abt U
.......................................but 99+1=100years
................................i need a sweet friend like U
.................... ................No word is as beautiful as friend,
..............................................and no friend is as wonderful as u
At 2:11 PM, November 12, 2006,
Anonymous said…
plz send ur biodata 2 hutch.u'll get a good package.plus a chance 2 come on t.v.so apply soon.bcoz hutch ka kutta mar gaya hai.naya chahiye.....
gyanu
At 3:20 AM, December 02, 2006,
Anonymous said…
Vikram said (this one for you)
I am happy u know why ?
Because i am lucky u know why ?
because GOD love me u know how ?
he send Very GOOD FRIEND like YOU
(and these are for your cute smile)
ENJOY SOME SARDAR JOKES.............
2 sardars looking at egyptian mummy.
sar 1 : look so many bandages,pakka truck accident
case.
sar 2 : arey!truck number is also written...BC-1760
MAN: Boy, whats your dad's name?
BOY: His name is LAUGHING..
MAN: And your's mother's name?
BOY: SMILING..
MAN: You must be kidding...
BOY: No No..., thats my brother... I am JOKING..!!!
:)))
WHEN DOES GOD CRY:
Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him: "God when
shall I see the defeat
of BUSH?"
God replies: Son, you will not see it in your
lifetime.
Hearing this, Saddam Hussain starts crying and goes
away.
Gen. Parvez Musharaff visits God and asks him: "God
when shall I see the
capture of Kashmir by Pakistan?"
God replies: "Son, you will not see it in you
lifetime.
Hearing this, Gen Parvez Musharaff starts crying and
goes away.
Laaloo Yadav visits God and asks him: "God when shall
I see Bihar
becoming a prosperous and happy state?"
Hearing this, God starts crying.
Laaloo is astounded and asks "God, why are you
crying?"
God replies: "Son, I will not see it in my lifetime".
Sardar bought a new mobile.
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has
changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610.
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Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.
Banta : Really, what is he studying,
Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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What is Common between: Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
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Santa falls in luv with a nurse...After much thinking, he finally
writes a
love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue?
Santa: Very long!
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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
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Santa went to battery shop and asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat
thi.?
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
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Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books, when the teacher erases the
board.
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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: No, you'll die because haven't you heard train is coming on
platform?
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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains?"
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
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Q: Why was
Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's
cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever
- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
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Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I
breathe
a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash.
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