SMS ZONE PAGE 31……..
(901-930)
1. Gum me jeene ka mazaa aata hai, gareebon ke dar pe bhi khuda aata hai. Ek hum hain ki roz SMS karte hain, aur ek tumhara SMS jaise Sarkari Nal me paani aata hai!!!
2. Wo reshmi baalon wali, bhoori aankhon wali, komal haathon aur naram pairon wali matakti huyi andhere me tumhare paas aakar dheere se bolegi- MIAAAUUN!!!
3. Agar mere paas Doggy hota to main us se kahta “Ja Tommy ja, jo log mujhe SMS nahi karte, unke mobile pe susu karke aa!!!”
4. Din ki masroofiyat jab saanjh me dhalti hai, shabe chandni yaadon ka daaman liye chalti hai, aapko shayad ilm nahi iska, meri duaa har lamhaa sath aapke chalti hai!!!
5. Kudarat ke karishme me agar raat na hoti, khwabon me bhi unse mulakat na hoti. Ye dil hi to har ek gum ki wajah hai, ye dil na hota to koi baat na hoti!!!
6. Court me divorce ke time Husband- I am not satisfied with my wife! Wife- Shale, poora mohalla khush hai, tu kahin ka nawaab hai kya!!!
7. Khushgawaar mausam tha, hawaa me nami thi. Milna hum bhi chahte the unse, par humare paas saansein aur unke paas waqt ki kami thi!!!
8. What is difference between Melody and Mala-D? Jab bachche masti karte hain to Melody di jati hai aur jab bade masti karte hain to Mala-D di jati hai!!!
9. Bhakt- Bhagwan mujhe dard de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, mere peechhe bhoot laga de. Bhagwan- Abe moorkh, ek line me bol ki tujhe Biwi chahiye!!!
10. Dosti agar buri hai to use hone mat do, ho gayi to use khone mat do. Aur agar Dost ho tumhe sabse pyara, to use raat bhar sone mat do. Jaagte raho!!!
11. Rishton ki ye duniya hai nirali, sab rishton se pyari hai dosti humari. Manzoor hain aansoo bhi aankhon me humare, gar aa jaye muskaan hothon pe tumare!!!
12. Someday when the pages of my life end, I know you will be one of its most beautiful chapters. And if ever I will get a chance to read it again I will open it from the page where I met you!!!
13. Two Women were talking. First- Roz subah mera doodhwala bahut dabata hai ‘BELL’. Second- Mera to paperwala achchha hai, bilkul nahi dabata, neeche se hi daal deta hai ‘PAPER’!!!
14. Wo kahti hai mazboor hoon main, na chahte huye bhi door hoon main. Chura li usne meri dhadkane, aur kahti hai bekasoor hoon main!!!
15. Pyar se tab tak pyar mat karo, jab tak pyar aapse pyar na kare. Agar pyar aapse pyar kare to, pyar ko itna pyar karo ki wo kisi aur se pyar na kare!!!
16. Sachchi dosti bejubaan hoti hai, ye to aankhon se bayaan hoti hai. Dosti me agar dard hai to kya gum hai, dard me hi to apne paraaye ki pehchan hoti hai!!!
17. Dard kaafi hai bekhudi ke liye, maut zaroori hai zindgi ke liye. Kaun marta hai kisi ke liye, hum to zinda hain aap jaise dost ki dosti ke liye!!!
18. Dil ke kone se ek aawaaz aati hai, hume har pal aapki yaad aati hai. Dil poochhta hai baar baar humse, jinhe hum yaad karte hain, kya unhe bhi humari yaad aati hai!!!
19. Sweet is your nature, dear is your name, close to my heart, you will always remain. As Earth wants water, flowers want dew; I want nothing but happiness for you!!!
20. Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fidaa, jis se dil na chahe hona judaa. Jiska style hai lajawaab, wo aap nahi hum hain janaab!!!
21. Teacher- Tum bade ya tumhare Papa? Student- Main! Teacher- Wo kaise? Student- Maine Mummy ka doodh peena chhod diya!!!
22. Pyari si morning me, pyare se mausam me, pyari si koyal ki aawaaz, pyari si hawaaon me, sabse pyare insaan ko Good Morning!!!
23. You=Lovely, You=Perfect, You=Beautiful, You=Amazing, You=Sweet, You=Cute, You=Genius, You=Fantastic, You=Fabulous and Me=Liar!!!
24. Do you know the meaning of Morning? Morning means one more inning given by GOD to Play and Win. So Good Morning and have a Lovely Winning Day!!!
25. TIK TIK!!! Please open your door…… Delivery for you……. It is my beautiful heart only for you. Have a nice day!!!
26. I have a special Breakfast for you; a glass of Care, a plate of Love, a spoon of Peace, a fork of Trust, a bowl of Prayers. So enjoy your Breakfast, Good Day!!!
27. A boy saw a girl and said- Come to my heart! Girl- Sandal nikaaloon? Boy- Chal pagal, koi mandir thode hi hai, aise hi aaja!!!
28. Bhagwan ne swarg ki khidki kholi aur mujhse bole “Aaj tumhe kya chahiye?” Maine kaha “Har khushi mile usko jo saare kaam chhodkar mera SMS padh raha hai!!!”
29. This is my leg………………………………………………………………………. Itni der tak dabaane ke liye Thanks, I feel much better!!!
30. A good friend is one who comes to visit you in the hospital with flowers. And true friend is one who sit next to you and say “Kameene, kya solid Nurse aayi hai tere room me!!!”
You can write your comments about this web page or SMS’s in the comment section right below. You can write your SMS’s too, I will publish your SMS on this web page with your name and identity. The identity may be city, college name, degree etc. So keep writing your sms and comments in comment section just right below….
Thanks for visit.
Kumar Gaurav
(901-930)
1. Gum me jeene ka mazaa aata hai, gareebon ke dar pe bhi khuda aata hai. Ek hum hain ki roz SMS karte hain, aur ek tumhara SMS jaise Sarkari Nal me paani aata hai!!!
2. Wo reshmi baalon wali, bhoori aankhon wali, komal haathon aur naram pairon wali matakti huyi andhere me tumhare paas aakar dheere se bolegi- MIAAAUUN!!!
3. Agar mere paas Doggy hota to main us se kahta “Ja Tommy ja, jo log mujhe SMS nahi karte, unke mobile pe susu karke aa!!!”
4. Din ki masroofiyat jab saanjh me dhalti hai, shabe chandni yaadon ka daaman liye chalti hai, aapko shayad ilm nahi iska, meri duaa har lamhaa sath aapke chalti hai!!!
5. Kudarat ke karishme me agar raat na hoti, khwabon me bhi unse mulakat na hoti. Ye dil hi to har ek gum ki wajah hai, ye dil na hota to koi baat na hoti!!!
6. Court me divorce ke time Husband- I am not satisfied with my wife! Wife- Shale, poora mohalla khush hai, tu kahin ka nawaab hai kya!!!
7. Khushgawaar mausam tha, hawaa me nami thi. Milna hum bhi chahte the unse, par humare paas saansein aur unke paas waqt ki kami thi!!!
8. What is difference between Melody and Mala-D? Jab bachche masti karte hain to Melody di jati hai aur jab bade masti karte hain to Mala-D di jati hai!!!
9. Bhakt- Bhagwan mujhe dard de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, mere peechhe bhoot laga de. Bhagwan- Abe moorkh, ek line me bol ki tujhe Biwi chahiye!!!
10. Dosti agar buri hai to use hone mat do, ho gayi to use khone mat do. Aur agar Dost ho tumhe sabse pyara, to use raat bhar sone mat do. Jaagte raho!!!
11. Rishton ki ye duniya hai nirali, sab rishton se pyari hai dosti humari. Manzoor hain aansoo bhi aankhon me humare, gar aa jaye muskaan hothon pe tumare!!!
12. Someday when the pages of my life end, I know you will be one of its most beautiful chapters. And if ever I will get a chance to read it again I will open it from the page where I met you!!!
13. Two Women were talking. First- Roz subah mera doodhwala bahut dabata hai ‘BELL’. Second- Mera to paperwala achchha hai, bilkul nahi dabata, neeche se hi daal deta hai ‘PAPER’!!!
14. Wo kahti hai mazboor hoon main, na chahte huye bhi door hoon main. Chura li usne meri dhadkane, aur kahti hai bekasoor hoon main!!!
15. Pyar se tab tak pyar mat karo, jab tak pyar aapse pyar na kare. Agar pyar aapse pyar kare to, pyar ko itna pyar karo ki wo kisi aur se pyar na kare!!!
16. Sachchi dosti bejubaan hoti hai, ye to aankhon se bayaan hoti hai. Dosti me agar dard hai to kya gum hai, dard me hi to apne paraaye ki pehchan hoti hai!!!
17. Dard kaafi hai bekhudi ke liye, maut zaroori hai zindgi ke liye. Kaun marta hai kisi ke liye, hum to zinda hain aap jaise dost ki dosti ke liye!!!
18. Dil ke kone se ek aawaaz aati hai, hume har pal aapki yaad aati hai. Dil poochhta hai baar baar humse, jinhe hum yaad karte hain, kya unhe bhi humari yaad aati hai!!!
19. Sweet is your nature, dear is your name, close to my heart, you will always remain. As Earth wants water, flowers want dew; I want nothing but happiness for you!!!
20. Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fidaa, jis se dil na chahe hona judaa. Jiska style hai lajawaab, wo aap nahi hum hain janaab!!!
21. Teacher- Tum bade ya tumhare Papa? Student- Main! Teacher- Wo kaise? Student- Maine Mummy ka doodh peena chhod diya!!!
22. Pyari si morning me, pyare se mausam me, pyari si koyal ki aawaaz, pyari si hawaaon me, sabse pyare insaan ko Good Morning!!!
23. You=Lovely, You=Perfect, You=Beautiful, You=Amazing, You=Sweet, You=Cute, You=Genius, You=Fantastic, You=Fabulous and Me=Liar!!!
24. Do you know the meaning of Morning? Morning means one more inning given by GOD to Play and Win. So Good Morning and have a Lovely Winning Day!!!
25. TIK TIK!!! Please open your door…… Delivery for you……. It is my beautiful heart only for you. Have a nice day!!!
26. I have a special Breakfast for you; a glass of Care, a plate of Love, a spoon of Peace, a fork of Trust, a bowl of Prayers. So enjoy your Breakfast, Good Day!!!
27. A boy saw a girl and said- Come to my heart! Girl- Sandal nikaaloon? Boy- Chal pagal, koi mandir thode hi hai, aise hi aaja!!!
28. Bhagwan ne swarg ki khidki kholi aur mujhse bole “Aaj tumhe kya chahiye?” Maine kaha “Har khushi mile usko jo saare kaam chhodkar mera SMS padh raha hai!!!”
29. This is my leg………………………………………………………………………. Itni der tak dabaane ke liye Thanks, I feel much better!!!
30. A good friend is one who comes to visit you in the hospital with flowers. And true friend is one who sit next to you and say “Kameene, kya solid Nurse aayi hai tere room me!!!”
You can write your comments about this web page or SMS’s in the comment section right below. You can write your SMS’s too, I will publish your SMS on this web page with your name and identity. The identity may be city, college name, degree etc. So keep writing your sms and comments in comment section just right below….
Thanks for visit.
Kumar Gaurav
posted by Kumar Gaurav @ 4:59 PM
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