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1. If you are in tension, if nothing seems right, if you find no way out then just think of me only once. I will always be there to increase you TENSIONS!!!

2. Ek medical student ne apni classmate ko khoon se likha letter de ke kaha “Iska answer jaroor dena.” Usne answer diya “Tumhara blood group A+ hai aur calcium ki kami hai!!!”

3. Jab aapka phone off hota hai to mera mann karta hai ki……………………… Simple yaar, aakar tumhara phone On kar dein, aur kya!!!

4. Pyar huaa, ikraar huaa hai, pyar se phir kyon darta hai dil. Because isme joote padne ke chances hain full!!!

5. 5 good things I know about you 1. You are a special person with a wonderful heart…………………………… Bus baki kal, ek baar me ek hi mazaak theek lagta hai!!!

6. Waada karte hain, kasme khate hain, phir bhi jane kyon log sath chhod jate hain. Hume to takleef hoti hai phool todne me, log na jane kaise dil tod jate hain!!!

7. Dil ki mehfil me ujala kijiye, roz pyar bhare SMS kiya kijiye. Zindgi khoobsurat ho jayegi janaab, humare liye bhi thoda waqt diya kijiye!!!

8. 7 chataayi pe 7 saadhu baithe the. Ek aadmi ne bade saadhu se poochha “Baba, ladkiyan line nahi deti hain, kya karoon?” Bada saadhu sabse chhote saadhu se bola “Gautam, ek chataayi aur laga!!!”

9. I know it is late, but I can not sleep without wishing you GOOD NIGHT and SWEET DREAMS!!!

10. Phoolon ne amrit ka jaam bheja hai, chaand ne gagan se salaam bheja hai. Ho khushi aur umang se bhari aapki zindgi, humne tahedil se ye paigaam bheja hai!!!

11. Khushboo teri dosti ki mujhe mahka jati hai, teri har baat mujhe bahka jati hai. Saans to bahut der lagti hai aane me, us se pahle teri yaad aa jati hai!!!

12. On first night, Husband said to his Wife- Before marriage I had affair with 10 girls. Wife- Ab kundali mili hai to gunn to milenge hi!!!

13. A girl went to a swimming pool in a bra and panty, Coach says- Mam, here a two piece costume is not allowed. Girl says- Kaun sa utaaroon!!!

14. Ants were bathing and an elephant jumped into the pool. All ants got out of water. One ant climbed on back of the elephant. All ants shouted “Daba daba ke maar daal shale ko!!!”

15. Aankhon me aansoo par hothon pe hansi hoti hai. Aisa tabhi hota hai, jab lambe safar pe ‘Tatti’ rokni padti hai!!!

16. Kisi ek se karo pyar itna, ki aur se pyar karne ki gunjaaish hi na rahe. Wo muskura de aapko dekh ke ek baar, to zindgi se phir koi khwahish na rahe!!!

17. Tabiyat theek nahi thi, Tantrik ko bulaya. Tantrik bola- Bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor papi ko SMS karo, theek ho jaoge. Ab achchha mahsoos kar raha hoon!!!

18. Sitaaron ki bheed se churaya hai aapko, dil se apna dost banaya hai aapko. Is dil ko tootne na dena kyoki, isi dil ke kone me chhupaya hai aapko!!!

19. Aaj Dil maango, de denge. Jaan maango, de denge. Jigar maango, de denge. Agar tum Dhadkan bhi maangoge to de denge kyoki in chaaron movies ki CD mere paas hain!!!

20. Bumper Offer- Send me 99 SMS and win Car ka photo, 29” Color TV ka dibba, England jane wale Plane ko Tata karne ka mauka Aur mere sath dinner wo bhi aapke ghar!!!

21. Kya likhoon main aapke liye aap mera dhyaan rakhte hain, aap har SMS me mere dil ki zubaan likhte hain!!! Good Day!!!

22. Everyone has different phase of Sex life. Age 18- Din-Raat, Age 28- Roz Raat, Age 38- Jume Raat, Age 48- Chandni Raat, Age 58- Only Zazbaat, Age 68- Galat Baat!!!

23 Welcome to www.dosti.com! Khushi pane ke liye 1 dabayein, Muskurane ke liye 2 dabayein, Meri dosti ke liye 3 dabayein Aur mujhse chhutkara pane ke liye apna galaa dabayein!!!

24. Aaj raat me kya karogi? Agar busy na ho to aaj raat mere sapno me aa jao! Main tumhara intezaar karoonga!!! Miss You!!!

25. When somebody touches you but you don’t feel than it is ignorance. When somebody touches you and you feel than it is attraction. But when you feel somebody without touching than it is Love!!!

26. 8 Men were raping a woman and the woman kept laughing wildly nonstop. A man asked her the reason. Girl said “Mujhe AIDS hai!!!”

27. Last night thinking of you a tear rolled out. I asked “Why are you out?” Tear said “There is a person so wonderful in your eyes, now there is no place for me!!!”

28. Chahoge jise chahat se jyada, jaanoge jise khud se jyada. Maanoge jise muddat se jyada, khuda kare wo bhi chahe tumhe apni saanson se jyada!!!

29. Haanji kya chahiye?................................. Kya dhoondh rahe ho?................................... Shaayad SMS………………………… Kyon, factory lagi hai kya? It is a missed SMS!!!

30. Mobile ek Mandir, SMS uska Bhagwan, SMS bhejnewala Pujaari, SMS padhnewala Bhakt, Padhkar SMS na karnewala Mandir ke bahar ka Bhikhari!!!

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Kumar Gaurav