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1. Fizaa hume manjoor hi nahi, kasoor hai kya mausam ka. Dil dhadke manjoor hi nahi, kasoor hai kya dhadkan ka. Ek bejaan se ishq kiya hai humne, isme kasoor hai kya khuda ka!!!

2. Jinhe chhoti-chhoti baaton se khushiyaan milti ho, unhe Tajmahal se kya matlab. Jinhe aapki muskurahat se jannat mile, unhe Kohinoor ki kya jaroorat!!!

3. Jab khushi me kisi ki yaad aaye to samjho ki hum unhe pyar karte hain, lekin jab gum me kisi ki yaad aaye to samjho ki wo hume pyar karte hain!!!

4. Beedu, Apun tere ko Good night bol rela hai! Main bola matlab ki bola! Jyada nahi bolne ka bus sunne ka! Tu Sweet hone ka isliye jyada Mind bhi nahi karne ka, Kya!!!

5. Hume to loot liya milke husn walon ne, gore gore baalon ne, kale kale gaalon ne. Naak me dum kar diya in machchhar saalon ne. Barabar kharcha pani dena padega!!!

6. Karoge yaad guzra zamaana, chahoge humare sath ek pal bitana. Phir chahoge hume waapas bulana, Aur hum kahenge mumkin nahi mar ke waapas aana!!!

7. When does a friend become a best friend? When his dialogue, “I care for you” converts into “I will kill you if you don’t care for me!!!”

8. GGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD MMMMMOOOOOORRRRRRNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG.

9. Agar main Takla hota to apni Girlfriend ke liye kya gana gata? Main tujhe palkon pe to bitha loon par tu nazar nahi aayegi, Main tujhe sir pe to bitha loon par tu phisal jayegi!!!

10. Badalte hain rang ye aasmaan kaise kaise, kyon tadapti hain roohein nikalti hai jaan jaise jaise!!!

11. Chale aao hum tumhe yaad karte hain, ye wo gunaah hai jo hum baar baar karte hain. Jalaa ke dil me hasraton ke chiraag, aapke aane ka intezaar karte hain!!!

12. Aaj hume apni bebasi pe rona aaya, doosron ko kya maine apno ko aajmaya. Har dost ki tanhayi door ki humne, par khud ko har mod pe akela paya!!!

13. Log kahte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat me banaya hai. Theek hi kahte hain, Faltoo kaam fursat me hi kiye jate hain!!!

14. D- Dastak bhi na de, O- Or apna bana le, S-Saanson me base jo, T-Takdeer jo sawaare, I- Isi rishte ko kahte hain DOSTI!!!

15. Banta- Tell me what is the meaning of SMS? Santa angrily replied- I know, S- Sardaaron ka, M- Mazaak udaane ki, S- Sasti service!!!

16. I live by faith and not by sight. So whether I see you or not, talk to you or not, I know that you are still the same, a friend worth keeping till the end!!!

17. Wada na karo agar tum nibha na sako, chaho na use jise tum pa na sako. Dost to duniya me bahut hote hain, lekin ek khaas rakho, jiske bina tum muskura na sako!!!

18. Wife- Suna hai ki swarg me Husband-wife ko sath sath nahi rahne dete! Aisa kyon? Husband- Arey Pagli, isiliye to use Swarg kahte hain!!!

19. Red, Blue, Green, Purple, Orange, Pink…… Choose any color, now close your eyes and feel the color on your arms and cheek….. This is Holi in SMS style!!! Happy Holi!!!

20. Ab ka batai babuaa, tum bahute gareeb dost ke bitwaa ke school ke chaprasi ki biwi ki chappal ki dukaan ke samne wali road pe jati huyi ladki ko chhedne wale kameene aadmi ho!!! Bura na mano Holi hai!!!

21. Fizaa me bahaaron ke sawarne se pahle, aasmaan me sitaron ke bikharne se pahle, Humne khuda se maangi thi Dosti, aap ke is jameen pe utarne se pahle!!!

22. Palkon ke kinare jo humne bhigoye nahi, aap sochte hain ki hum roye hi nahi. Aap poochhte ho ki khwabon me kise dekhte ho, aur hum hain ki aap ki yaad me soye hi nahi!!!

23 Tumse milkar ho gaya zindgi se pyar, raah me chhodkar mat jana mere yaar. Bin tere hum jee na payenge, tum na hoge to hum ULLU kise banayenge!!!

24. Aankhein aapki ho, aansoo humare ho. Dil aapka ho, dhadkan humari ho. Ye rishta itna gahra ho ki saansein aapki rukein aur maut humari ho!!!

25. Har duaa kabool nahi hoti, har aarzoo poori nahi hoti. Jinke dil me aap rahte ho, unke liye dhadkan bhi jaroori nahi hoti!!!

26. Sardaron ki party thi. DJ wala bola “kab tak DJ bajaaun?” Party dene wala bola “12 baje tak baja do, uske baad to ye generator ki aawaaz pe bhi naach lenge!!!”

27. Thakaanpur se Freshnagar tak jane wali “NINDIYA” Express Bedform No. 1 se jayegi. Yaatriyon se anurodh hai ki wo apne haseen sapno ko sath lekar sawaar ho jayein!!! Good Night!!!

28. Khuda ne agar ye rishta banaya na hota, ek Dost ko doosre se milaya na hota. Zindgi ho jaati bejaan, agar humne tumhare jaisa Dost paya na hota!!!

29. Best gift- Zindgi, Best ehsaas- Khushi, Best feeling- Pyar, Best relation- Dosti, Best person- Hum, Best Friend- TUM!!!

30. Hi Good Morning!!! Mera dost bahut kaatnewala, khatarnaak Bandar hai, Sabko is se bach ke rahna chahiye- Janhit me jaari!!!

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