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1. Titliyaan phool pe mandrati hongi, bhawaron ka mann lubhati hongi. Koi yaad karta hai aap ko pal pal, aapki dhadkane apko batati to hongi!!!

2. SMS karenge hum ek-dooje ko bari-bari, hume lagti hai ye rasam badi hi pyari. Ye SMS milte hi ek SMS bhej dena, kyonki hume bilkul pasand nahi hai udhari!!!

3. Hi, I am very cared about you. Aap kahan hain? Jahan ho wahi rahna, 3 ghanton tak bahar mat nikalna, aap ki jaan ko khatara hai! Bahar Bandar pakadne wale aaye hain!!!

4. Maine aapko phone kiya to network bola- “Namaskar, moorkhon ki duniya me aapka swaagat hai, aapko jinse baat karni hai, unka dimaag abhi Switch Off hai!!!”

5. Aankhon se aansoo kyon jhalak aate hain, tanhaiyon me gum kyon yaad aate hain. Aansoo pochhkar koi ye bata de hume, door rahne wale aksar kyon yaad aate hain!!!

6. A friendship is sweet when it is new, it is sweeter when it is true, but it is sweetest when the person like you is with me!!!

7. Guzre huye kal ki yaad aati hai, kuchh lamhon se aankhein bhar aati hain. Wo subah haseen, shaam rangeen ban jati hai, jab aap jaise dost ki yaad aati hai!!!

8. Koi itna chahe tumhe to batana, koi tumhare naaz uthaye to batana. Dosti to kar lega koi bhi, koi humari tarah nibhaye to batana!!!

9. Pyar= Dhokho ka bazaar, Premi= Dhokho ka khareedar, Premika= Dhokho ki dukandar, Maata-Pita= Beech ki deewar, Bahan= Salaahkar, Bhai= Peetne ko taiyaar!!!

10. Ladkiyon ki azab kahani hai, Burayi karo to chaante aur sandle padte hai aur taareef karo to Bhai peet daalte hai. Bahut nainsaafi hai!!!

11. Love Rules- Ladkiyon ki bharmaar, Ladkon ki kataar, Ek anaar sau beemar. Sambhal ke rahna, anaar jahreela bhi ho sakta hai mere yaar!!!

12. Kitni parwaah karte hain hum unki, kash unko bhi ye ehsaas ho jaye. Kahi aisa na ho wo tab hosh me aayein, jab hum humesha ke liye khamosh ho jayein!!!

13. 5 Robbers came to an ICICI bank and said- “All girls lie down on the carpet quick!!!” Than a girl asked- “Is it a robbery or our routine Board of Director’s Meeting?”

14. Kitni jaldi ye mulakaat guzar jati hai, pyaas bujhti nahi barsaat guzar jati hai. Apni yaadon se kah do is kadar na aaya karein, neend aati nahi aur raat guzar jati hai!!!

15. Ek ganje ke sir pe do baal the. Dono baalon ko aapas me pyar ho gaya, phir bhi unki shadi nahi huyi, socho kyon? Arey yaar, kyonki Baal Vivaah kanoonan jurm hai!!!

16. Humesha aage badho, jo dil kahe usi raah ko chuno, peechhe walon ko aage na jane do, aage walon se aur aage niklo. Tabhi achchhe Rikshe Wale banoge!!!

17. 1-5 year’s girls love Mom, 6-14 year’s girls love Dad, 15-21 year’s girls love Me, 22-50 year’s girls love Husband. 51-100 year’s girls love only You. Wah tere bhi jalwe hain yaar!!!

18. Phool ki shuruaat kali se hoti hai, zindgi ki shuruaat pyar se hoti hai. Pyar ki shuruaat apno se hoti hai, Aur humare din ki shuruaat aapse hoti hai!!! Good Morning!!!

19. Is dil ka kaha mano, ek ehsaan kar do, ek benaam si muskurahat mere naam kar do. Mana nahi hai mere liye waqt lekin, koi ek subah aisi milo ki shaam kar do!!!

20. Bahte ashkon ki jubaan nahi hoti, lafzon me mohabbat bayaan nahi hoti. Mile jo dosti to kadar karna, kismat har kisi par meharbaan nahi hoti!!!

21. Agar Naagin Naag ko kiss karegi to Naag kaun sa gana gayega? Socho, socho………. “Zahar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma!!!”

22. Agar Zinda ho to SMS bhejo, Agar Aasmaan me ho to Baarish bhejo. Swarg me ho to Apsara bhejo, Narak me ho to Enjoy Yourself!!!

23 Ek silsile ki ummeed thi jinse, wohi faasle banate gaye. Hum to unhe apna banane ki koshish me the, na jane wo kyon dooriyaan badhate gaye!!!

24. Troubles as light as Air, Love as deep as an Ocean, Friends as solid as Diamonds and Success as bright as Gold. These are my wishes for you today, tomorrow and everyday!!!

25. Kya likhoon ai dil mere haath me ek sawaal hai, jo ban jaye jawaab wo likhawat kahan se laaun. Mere dil me ek dard hai, jo de dawaa wo takdeer kahan se laaun!!!

26. Jane kya sochkar lahrein sahil se takra ke laut jati hain, samajh me nahi aata wo kinare se bewafayi karti hain ya lautkar samundar se wafaa nibhati hain!!!

27. Zindgi ke liye ek aash chahiye, manzil tak pahunchne ke liye vishwaash chahiye. Har raah ho jayegi aasaan, bus har kadam pe aapka sath chahiye!!!

28. One day God asked me- For how long do you need this friend along with you? I just cried and dropped a tear of sorrow into an Ocean and told ‘Until You Find This Drop!!!’

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30. Koi ye kaise bataye ki wo tanha kyon hai, wo jo apna tha kisi aur ka kyon hai. Ek zara haath badha de to pakad lein daaman, itni kurbat hai to faasla itna kyon hai!!!

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Kumar Gaurav