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1. Someday when the pages of my life end, I know you will be one of its most beautiful chapters. And if ever I will get to read it again, I will open it from the page where I met you!!

2. Jo ho dil me tamanna, mile us se ummeed se dugna. Ye duaa hai meri God ji se, apka poora ho har ek sapna!!

3. Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing? Banta: Don’t worry; I have one more……

4. Life is a rope that swings us through hope, Always believe today is much better than yesterday and tomorrow will be better than today! So just go on and on……

5. Ek aur sham khatm zindgi ki, ek aur din khatm zindgi ka. Ye na socho ki kitne lamhe hain zindgi me, ye socho ki kitni zindgi hai har lamhe me!!

6. Some think that three words are only worth to listen or to say but I think two words are enough- I CARE……..

7. Rah rah kar mujhe ye baat yaad aati hai ki karwa-chauth ka vrat teri biwi rakhti hai aur umar meri badh jati hai!!

8. ZIN me hain Janki, RUM me hain Shree Ram, WHISHKY me hain Vishnu, BEER me hain Veer Hanumaan. Kis kis ka tyag karoon, Har bottle me hain Bhagwan!!

9. ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = ~ ! @ # $ % ^ & * ( ) _ + q w e r t y u I o p [ ] a s d f g h j k l ; ‘ z x c v b n m , . / { } : “ < > ?.... Thank God all keys are working. Sorry to disturb!!

10. Jab dard nahi tha, tab dard tha ki dard nahi hai. Ab jab dard hai to dard ye hai ki Elaz-E-Dard nahi hai!!

11. Na poochh SMS ki inteha kahaan tak hai, tu kanjoosi kar le teri taakat jahaan tak hai. SMS ki ummeed hume nahi, hume to dekhna hai tu kanjoos kahaan tak hai!!

12. Door jaane ka gila nahi, kya huaa jo tu mujhe mila nahi. Phir bhi ye duaa karenge hum, tujhe wo sab mile jo mujhe mila nahi!!

13. Kya aapko is SMS me Adrak ka taste aa raha hai? ? ? ? ? Nahi!!! Pakka!!!!! Achchha hai aana bhi nahi chahiye!! Kyonki Bandar kya jaane Adrak ka swad!!

14. To live a life one needs Brain, Reflex, Perception, IQ, Knowledge, Way of expression and many more qualities. Tumhe salaam Boss, you are doing great without all this!!

15. Fizaa me bahaaron ke sawarne se pahle, aasmaan me sitaron ke bikharne se pahle, kaash maine tujhe khuda se maang liya hota, tere is jameen pe utarne se pahle!!

16. There are 6 billion people around the world. I don’t know why I keep on missing you. May be because…. 5,999,999,999 can’t replace a single……

17. All morning are like a painting, you need a little inspiration to get going. A little smile to brighten it and a SMS from someone who cares to color your day!! Good Morning!!

18. Believe in yourself as it is strength that makes you believe on God.

19. Flirting is the only job in the world that a man can not include in his biodata despite years of experience and number of references!!

20. SMS har pal karoon to sharaarat hogi, har din karoon to pareshani hogi. Kabhi bhi na karoon to kanjoosi hogi, par dil se karoon to shaayad aapko khushi hogi!!

21. Aankhon me teri armaan chhod jayenge, zindgi me teri kuchh nishan chhod jayenge. Le jayenge ek kafan apne liye, tere liye saara jahaan chhod jayenge!!

22. Apno se door jaya nahi karte, paas rahkar dooriyaan banaya nahi karte. Jise har waqt ho apka khayal, use apni aawaz ke liye tarsaya nahi karte!!

23. Chiraagon se agar andhere door hote to chaand ki chahat kise hoti, kaat sakte agar zindgi akele to aapki kami mehsoos kaise hoti!!

24. Santa nurse se bola- I LOVE YOU, tumne mera dil churaya hai. Nurse- Chal jhoothe, dil ko to humne haanth bhi nahi lagaya, bus kidney churaayi hai!!

25. Crying, angry, bored, proud, happy, confused, sleepy. Jaisi marzi shakal banao, mere SMS to aate hi rahenge…..

26. Aapki mehphil ka mausam suhana lage, ek pal chura loon agar bura na lage. Tum humse milkar khud ko bhool jaaoge, phir mujhe bhulaane me shaayad zamaana lage!!

27. Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, and some feelings are left unexpressed. But someone as nice as you could never be left unmissed!!

28. Subah ho chuki hai….. ?????????????? Keypad dabaane se dobara raat nahi hogi…. Chupchap uth jaao!! Good Morning!!

29. Bahut door magar bahut paas rahte ho, aankhon se door magar dil ke paas rahte ho. Mujhe bus itna bata do, kya tum bhi mere bina udaas rahte ho!!

30. Mayawati came to Lalu’s house with a goat. Lalu- Bhainswa ko kyon layi ho? Mayawati- Dikhta nahi goatwa hai!! Lalu- Hum goatwa se hi poochh raha hoon!!

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Kumar Gaurav