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1. Ai kalam jara ruk ruk ke chal, kya gazab ka mukaam aaya hai. Thodi der thahar ja, teri nok ke neeche mere dilbar ka naam aaya hai!!

2. Joumoute payafa hu uolsitaod goricl uevf gihdycyi fyd……… Kya dekh rahe ho, paisa mera lag raha hai, jo chahe bhejein!!

3. Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when a million are against you.

4. Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta, to har exam ke pahle premium bharwa dete…. Pass hote to theek, warna insurance claim karwa lete!!

5. Wo humse gussa hain ki hum gairon ko dekh kar muskurate hain, par wo kya janein ki hume har chehre me wo hi nazar aate hain!!

6. The greatest gift you can give to someone is your time, because when you give someone your time, you are giving them a portion of your life that you will never get back!!

7. Washing powder Nirma, Washing powder Nirma, doodh si safedi Nirma se aaye, rangeen kapda bhi khil khil jaye, sabki pasand Nirma. Break tha, chalo ab kaam karo!!

8. Ek Sardar khana kha raha tha…………………………………… Ab kya Sardar khana bhi nahi kha sakta!! Jaan le lo uski!!

9. Try to understand me and do not disturb me. Leave me alone. Last night I did not sleep because of you. So please don’t play with my life. Santa talking to a Mosquito.

10. Aishwarya rai is being hospitalized because of suicide attempt. Watch Aaj Tak immediately. Reason: She proposed me and I said NO!!

11. Muddat se door the Hum Tum, Ek jamaane ke baad milna achchha laga. Sagar se gahri lagi apki Dosti, tairna aata tha par doobna achchha laga!!

12. Dil jeet le wo jigar hum bhi rakhte hain, katl kar de wo nazar hum bhi rakhte hain. Unse wada hai humara hamesha muskurane ka, warna aankhon me samundar hum bhi rakhte hain!!

13. Que: wo kya hai jo Aadmi apni poori life me ek baar karta hai aur Aurat roz karti hai?? Ans: Maang me Sindoor bharna!!

14. Chai se udte dhuyein me teri tasweer nazar aati hai……….. Bus isi wajah se roz meri chai thandi ho jati hai!!!

15. Father: Beti, pahle tum mujhe PAPA kahti thi lekin ab tum mujhe DAD kahti ho, Kyon?? Beti: Oh DAD!! PAPA kahne se lipstick kharab ho jati hai!!

16. Husband and wife are like 2 tyers of a vehicle. Even if one punctures, the vehicle can’t move further. So intelligent men always carry a stepny with them!!

17. Life is a teacher, but different than a teacher. Teacher teaches lesson and keeps the exam, but life keeps exam first and then teaches us lesson!!

18. If you find your world as a sky and your friends as stars. And if you don’t find me among them, don’t worry, I have just fallen to make your every wish come true!

19. Waqt itna hota ki do ghadi unhe dekh lete, hum jee to lenge hi, bus do ghadi muskura bhi lete!!

20. Teacher: You call your mother as MUM!! What will you call your mother’s younger sister and elder sister?? Sardar: MINI MUM and MAXI MUM!!

21. No sweet thoughts to forward, no cute graphics to send. Just a caring heart saying “TAKE CARE” !!

22. Emotions are not only made to be felt but they are also made to add to your life the dignity, self respect, simplicity. Believe you can be emotional and strong as well!!

23. Arz kiya hai_ Aapko dekhkar mere dil ko karaar aata hai, ab apse kya kahoon , apki to har adaa pe pyar aata hai!!

24. The person who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others. Have a nice day!!

25. Bhoole hain wo is tarah hume, ki unhe samajh pana mushkil ho gaya. Kya pata koi khata ho gayi humse ya koi aur unhe chahne wala ho gaya!!

26. Kal agar hum na bhi rahe duniya me, humari yaadein sada rahengi. Sirf nazarien utha ke chaand ko dekhna, humari dosti ki tasweer chaand pe bani rahegi!!

27. Kuchh dost pal bhar me bhula diye jate hain, kuchh dost pal pal yaad aate hain. Hum apse ye poochhna chahte hain, ki doston ki is kataar me hum kahaan aate hain!!

28. Agar manzil ko pana hai to hausla sath rakhiye, agar pyar pana hai to aitbaar sath rakhiye. Agar humesha muskurana hai to hume yaad rakhiye!!

29. Jaane lage jab wo chhod kar daaman mera, toote dil ne himaakat kar di. Socha tha ki chhupa lenge gum apna, par kambakht aankhon ne bagawat kar di!!

30. Smokers have smoking heart, drinkers have an alcoholic heart. I request you please don’t eat sugar because you already have a SWEET HEART!!

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